Monday, December 31, 2012

Soldier's Girl

By Sati. Monday, December 31, 2012 , , , , , , , , 13 Comments
I weep for humanity. Occasionally I get to see films that remind me of the fact that we live in cruel world filled with monsters. Monsters who don't recognize the miracle of love - who are too blind and stupid to realize that this miracle doesn't just happen between people of two different genders. If I were to make a list of things that make cry and scream in anger at the same time, homophobia would be at the very top of the list.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Patricia Clarkson Appreciation

By Sati. Saturday, December 29, 2012 25 Comments
Patricia Davies Clarkson 
December 29, 1959 (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA)

It makes perfect sense that such an enchanting creature was born in the World's most magical place. Patricia Clarkson is one of my favorite actresses working today. She always brings so much charisma and warmth to her roles. In addition to that, she frequently plays the world's coolest mom - in Easy A, Friends with Benefits and One Day, only to name the few. But the kind of roles I enjoy her most in are the free spirited, artistic types - she played the wonderful character of Sarah O'Connor in acclaimed HBO series Six Feet Under. That role brought her two well deserved Emmy awards.

Friday, December 28, 2012

(59) Look how pretty! + links

By Sati. Friday, December 28, 2012 32 Comments
  • So how was every one's Christmas? Mine was a blood bath. Let me explain - whenever someone comes over to my house, I have to hold Gustav at the time the door opens until it closes, so he wouldn't run into the hallway and escape. That takes maybe 10 seconds. When he saw our guests aka new people to play with, he went nuts and scratched the hell out of my arm. I'm all right now, but through the whole Christmas dinner I looked as if I was attacked by the rabid squirrel.

  • Thursday, December 27, 2012

    Lincoln

    By Sati. Thursday, December 27, 2012 , , , , , , , 22 Comments
    Uneven. That is the first word that comes to my mind when I think of Steven Spielberg's Lincoln. The film has many moments of cinematic brilliance in it, but it also makes you wonder about how much better it would be if they just stuck to one story. It almost seems, that despite 12 years of research, Spielberg didn't have clear a idea of what he wanted to shoot - the story of the man and the president? Or the story of passing one of the most important amendments to American Constitution? The film is genius when it shows the latter. When it shows the former you keep wishing it would get back to politics as soon as possible.

    Wednesday, December 26, 2012

    Performances I Love: Natalie Portman in Cold Mountain

    By Sati. Wednesday, December 26, 2012 , 19 Comments

     If I had my way they'd take metal altogether out of this world. Every blade, every gun. 

    While I don't consider Natalie Portman to be an especially gifted actress, occasionally she is capable of giving wonderful performances. She truly shined in Closer and thanks to perfect casting and incredible support from the director Darren Aronofsky, she created mesmerizing work in Black Swan. One of the performances of hers I especially adore is her heartbreaking work in Anthony Minghella's Cold Mountain.

    Tuesday, December 25, 2012

    Cloud Atlas

    By Sati. Tuesday, December 25, 2012 , , , , , , , , , 30 Comments
    Cloud Atlas is an adaptation of David Mitchell's novel of the same title, that everyone has always labeled “unfilmable”. Having seen the film I must agree with that statement - they might have made a film, but is it truly a film if most of it is boring, unwatchable string of scenes? Not since The Tree of Life had I seen the movie that collapses on itself in such a spectacular matter. Come to think of it, I'd rather sit through The Tree of Life again, which has one thing Cloud Atlas doesn't - subtlety - than watch this mess. Cloud Atlas has ambition and many layers. The problem is that each of those layers is more uninteresting than the previous one.

    Monday, December 24, 2012

    Merry Christmas! + Christmas list

    By Sati. Monday, December 24, 2012 , , 30 Comments
    Along with Gustav, we would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and thoughtful and awesome Santa, who will determine that you were nice and you deserve all the gifts you wanted to get.


    Sunday, December 23, 2012

    Movie Jail Relay Race

    By Sati. Sunday, December 23, 2012 , 34 Comments

    Nostra and Terrence came up with great idea for a blogathon:
    "It’s time to put some movie people in jail. The object is to give a prosecutor’s argument as to why these movie people belong in “Movie Jail” whether it be for violating the integrity of the content source of one their films, or being a sell-out, just making bad movies overall, getting worse as time goes on or not being in a good movie for many years. The baton will be passed to another blogger who will have to do the following:
    In order to free someone from Movie Jail they have to do 2 things
    1 – Give a defense attorney argument defending the plaintiff
    2 – Pay bail: the cost of which is another case for the court and a prosecutor’s argument against the actor/director of their choice that will replace the one set free.
    There must always be 10 people in Movie Jail."
    Here are the inmates so far - M. Night Shyamalan, George Lucas, Clint Eastwood, Jennifer Aniston, Tom Cruise, Michael Cera, Robert De Niro, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, Sam Worthington and Kristen Stewart



    Saturday, December 22, 2012

    Ralph Fiennes Appreciation

    By Sati. Saturday, December 22, 2012 27 Comments
    Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes
    December 22, 1962 (Ipswich, Suffolk, England, UK)

    Today is the 50th (!) birthday of one of my absolute favorite actors - Ralph Fiennes. The only thing longer than his real name is the list of the outstanding performances he has given over the years - it was actually hard to choose only 10. His work as Amon Goeth in Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List is my number 3 on the finest performances of all time list. In addition, his performance as Harry in In Bruges is one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.


    Friday, December 21, 2012

    (58) The world isn't ending today + links

    By Sati. Friday, December 21, 2012 32 Comments
  • So the world is supposed to end today. Few months before I have to finish my dissertation and take the bar exam? Yeah, right. I'm not that lucky.

  • Wednesday, December 19, 2012

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    By Sati. Wednesday, December 19, 2012 , , , , , , , , 40 Comments
    Remember high school? Or should I say - hellish nightmare? The Perks of Being a Wallflower follows Charlie - young teenager who is just starting high school. Charlie is shy and socially awkward - he doesn't have any real friends and he spends his time writing letters to mysterious person he calls his "friend", who likely doesn't exist. On the first day of school he is bullied and called names but he also catches the eye of his teacher - when his teacher, played by Paul Rudd, who I think is every one's dream teacher, asks who wrote the thing he just quoted no one answers. But he notices that Charlie wrote the correct answer in his notebook. He didn't raise his hand to reveal it, which is, by the way, what I've been doing all the time back in school.


    Monday, December 17, 2012

    Trouble with the Curve

    By Sati. Monday, December 17, 2012 , , , , , , , 22 Comments
    I'm sure all of you out there, at one point or another, saw a very specific kind of a movie - the film that's isn't bad per se but while everything should work in theory, it's just boring and forgettable. The problem with Trouble with the Curve is just that - it's cliche chasing cliche and though the story is sweet and actors well suited for their job, the film is quite simply the most generic movie of 2012. And no matter how hard Eastwood and Adams are trying, they can only do so much with the mediocre script.

    Saturday, December 15, 2012

    Saturday TV Special - AHS: Asylum 2x08 Unholy Night / 2x09 The Coat Hanger

    By Sati. Saturday, December 15, 2012 , , 8 Comments
    What would Christmas look like in the asylum? Well, we know it now, thanks to episode 8 of season 2 of American Horror Story. The episode starts with a prologue featuring brilliant Ian McShane as a demented killer - Lee - dressed up like Santa Claus. During one Christmas Eve he massacred 18 people and it results in him ending up in Asylum. But now, when sister Jude is no longer in charge and Sister Mary Eunice aka the Devil calls the shots, he will have the opportunity to determine who was naughty and who was nice yet again. Mary Eunice also gets to decorate the Christmas Tree. Now how would Satan decorate the Christmas Tree? With all sorts of disturbing stuff found in the Asylum, of course.


    Friday, December 14, 2012

    (57) How dare you snub the Piemaker?! + links

    By Sati. Friday, December 14, 2012 26 Comments

  • The ridiculous travesty that are SAG nominations deserves not one but three reaction gifs. I have no movie to root for during this Oscar season  - two years ago I had my all time favorite movie Black Swan, a year ago I had Shame and Young Adult + The Artist, a rare case of the front runner I adored. Three of these movies stand proudly on my top 30 films of all time. This year, granted, I haven't seen some big Oscar players like Les Miserables or Zero Dark Thirty but I highly doubt I will love them. The only two movies I would genuinely love to see nominated for Oscar best picture won't get in - The Dark Knight Rises and Killer Joe. And you've gotta root for something. So for the lack of movies that stand a chance that I adore, I root for Lincoln as it features Lee Pace for more than 15 seconds (unlike the Hobbit, yes yes, it's no longer just 3 seconds - it's 15!) and it's actually something critics may award unlike Twilight. And then, I see Lincoln got in for ensemble. But wait, where is Lee? He is not on the list! In fact only handful of Lincoln actors are, while the amount of people nominated in ensemble in Les Mis is twice larger. Is this ensemble nomination? Really? Or is it arbitrary load of utter shit? I mean, I can understand how Anne Hathaway forgot to wear her panties for Les Mis premiere (more on that later) but how the hell can you forget Lee Pace? HOW? And if it wasn't enough AHS is not nominated for ensemble while such unwatchable poo as The Office got in. I used to love the show - the first 7 seasons were lovely. But now...Catherine Tate who brought the show to new low is now SAG nominated. I just, I can't even...FOR SHAME SAG!

  • Thursday, December 13, 2012

    Zero Dark Thirty, Lincoln and Les Miserables lead Golden Globe nominations

    By Sati. Thursday, December 13, 2012 , 32 Comments
    Jessica Chastain in Zero Dark Thirty
    Anne Hathaway in Les Miserables
    Today we found out who the nominees for Golden Globes are and as usual there were some surprises. Let's just forget about TV categories, because as usual they didn't do anything shocking, except for them snubbing American Horror Story (only one nomination - for Jessica Lange). Oh, Girls and Lena Dunham got nominated,  which means she will probably attend the ceremony which will result in me enjoying it a much less than I would without her there. And The Girl got tons of nominations, which is so funny - it just shows how few TV movies are out there and they are literally forced to nominate average ones.

    There were many surprising things among nominees - the lack of Johnny Depp, who is nominated for anything he does, the inclusion of Nicole Kidman for The Paperboy, three nominations for Salmon Fishing in Yemen and Richard Gere appearing as if from nowhere. Meryl Streep got in for Hope Springs, because well, how could she not? I'm thrilled to see Emily Blunt, Amy Adams, Anne Hathaway and Nicole Kidman - some of my favorite actresses - nominated. What saddens me is the lack of love for Seven Psychopaths and lack of nomination for Matthew McConaughey for any of his three wonderful performances.

    Here are the nominees:

    Tuesday, December 11, 2012

    Beasts of the Southern Wild

    By Sati. Tuesday, December 11, 2012 , , , , , , , 44 Comments
    I was certain I will love Beasts of the Southern Wild - it's set in Louisiana, the place I love, it shows so much nature, which I love as well, and its protagonist is a child - as a sensitive person such movies usually move me to the very core. Unfortunately, even though I shed a tear few times during this movie, it didn't make a lasting impression on me. It's unique and interesting, but it doesn't have enough going for it to make me want to see it again or to leave a lasting memory in my mind, lasting mark on my heart.


    Monday, December 10, 2012

    Scene of the Week - The Assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford

    By Sati. Monday, December 10, 2012 , , 16 Comments
    What must be done
    directed by Andrew Dominik

    The scene: In a titular scene of Andrew Dominik's masterful picture, we observe the fear, anxiety and sadness in a form of almost a dance that is happening right before our eyes. With beautiful "What must be done" by Nick Cave and Warren Ellis playing in the background, treacherous Robert Ford (Casey Affleck ) and reluctant Charley Ford (Sam Rockwell, in one of his finest performances) prepare to kill Jesse James (Brad Pitt).

    James can clearly sense what is about to happen - he looks at his daughter through the window, focusing on every little detail as Robert and Charley try to compose themselves, wordlessly - Robert clearly battles with an idea of killing his friend and mentor, while Charley already shows the signs of immense sadness and despair he will experience after committing the murder, as he raises his armed hand with much resignation, in an apologetic way.

    As Jesse says "Don't that picture look dusty?" and approaches the picture of the horse, he sees Robert aiming at him with a gun in its reflection. If Jesse didn't turn his back to him, who knows if Robert would shoot, if he was able to see his face. When the shot is fired, that beautiful, subtle, incredibly orchestrated scene erupts with violence and blood in a matter of seconds as Jesse is shot, hits his head on the picture and dies. He turns from the living hero into cold, lifeless corpse in a matter of seconds and the break the scene provides - from dreamlike, slow and delicate movement prior to the shot to the frenzy after it, only amplifies it.


    Sunday, December 9, 2012

    Making the case for Hans Zimmer's score for The Dark Knight Rises

    By Sati. Sunday, December 9, 2012 , , 23 Comments
    Stevee of Cinematic Paradox came up with great idea for a blogathon - since it's Oscar season she proposed that we all make a case for a nomination/win we would like to see happen. Since Anne Hathaway is probably going to win for Les Miserables and I loved her as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises, my first instinct was to make a case for her. But there is another part of the movie that is brilliant and very under appreciated - the original score created by Hans Zimmer.

    Friday, December 7, 2012

    (56) Ho, ho, ho! + links

    By Sati. Friday, December 7, 2012 26 Comments

  • This week American Horror Story featured one of the best things ever - Ian McShane as a psycho Santa. It was so awesome and according to Ryan Murphy we will also see him next week! The episode was filled with terrific things including Sister Satan decorating Christmas tree and receiving feces stained earrings from Dr Arden. But more on that tomorrow.
  • I finally saw few films this week - this is the upside of being sick and having a headache, I'm in too much pain to learn but it's the perfect time to see films - unfortunately, I didn't have much luck as I didn't really like any of the movies I've seen. Quantum of Solace, which I saw for the second time as I didn't remember much from the first viewing, was very disappointing. Premium Rush was just terrible and I admire myself for actually finding the strength to finish that movie. Beasts of the Southern Wild was certainly unique but other than for the lovely score I found it very forgettable.

  • Wednesday, December 5, 2012

    Quantum of Solace

    By Sati. Wednesday, December 5, 2012 , , , , , , , , 22 Comments

    When you are watching a movie that is a revenge story and it's boring, you know it's bad. But when the movie has not one, but two revenge stories and you are fighting to stay awake? Well, that's Quantum of Solace. The follow up to hugely successful Casino Royale is stylish, elegant and beautifully shot, but unfortunately it's one of the worst 007 films ever made. Is it worth seeing? The problem with the film is that it has several great sequences, but it's everything in between that is a problem.

    After the loss of his beloved Vesper in Casino Royale, Bond wants to find people responsible. There is also an evil organization Quantum, which is involved in Vesper's death somehow and has spies everywhere. How do we know they are evil? Because they are sneaky people who meet in the opera? Because they have creepy looking members with weird laughter? Yeah, that's pretty much it because throughout the movie all they do is talk apart from one pretty cool murder, but I'll get to that later.

    Soundtrack Wednesday - Anna Karenina

    By Sati. , , 4 Comments

    Track: Hope Always
    Artist: X-Ray Dog
    Movie: Anna Karenina (trailer)

    Monday, December 3, 2012

    Movie of the Month - December - Solaris

    By Sati. Monday, December 3, 2012 , , 26 Comments

    You are all I see

    For the beautiful and somber month of DecemberII decided to chose Solaris, hugely under appreciated and misunderstood movie directed by Steven Soderbergh. The film, based on brilliant and difficult novel by Stanisław Lem, focuses on just one part of the story - the love the protagonist Chris and his now deceased wife Rheya share.

    Some time after Rheya commits suicide, Chris is called by his friend and asked to fly to mysterious ocean-like planet Solaris. The ship that was investigating the planet had some trouble on board and when Chris gets there he finds out the truth - some of the crew members were driven insane because the planet has the mysterious ability to duplicate their loved ones who died. During his first night on the ship, Chris wakes up next to Rheya. Though he gets rid of her first duplicate, when she comes back again he finds himself unable to let go of his love.


    Saturday, December 1, 2012

    Saturday TV Special: AHS: Asylum - 2x06 The Origins of Monstrosity / 2x07 Dark Cousin

    By Sati. Saturday, December 1, 2012 , , 4 Comments
    In the last two weeks in American Horror Story we had another series of delightful gore filled scenes and fucked up occurrences. Lana is now the unluckiest character on TV, while people are coming up with new theories each week what could happen to Dr Arden for justice to be served. Being eaten alive by raspers? Getting his dick cut off? Being forced to watch Honey Boo Boo?