Seriously, finally, Stannis. Jesus Christ, he wasn't there in 2 eps. They had him say that amazing pantry line, break some ships and just being super hot in 4x03 and then they just took him away. I was in darkness. Now I can see the light again.
Literally, as he is finally in well lit scenes for the first time this season - I've never seen so much joy about lighting, let me tell you - we are freaking out in Stannis/Dillane fanbase because of that. Good God maybe we even get new promo picture? You see, this is the fanbase that appreciates little stuff - Daenerys' fans have a shitload of promo footage, scenes, promo stills, I'm fairly sure there are even sexdolls of her by now. We get good lighting and a promo pic and we go nuts. SPOILERSSeriously it's possible I'm gonna be the happiest I've ever been when watching that show during ep.9 big moment.My God it's gonna be like Blackwater with the good guys winning. And I bet it's gonna be hot. Can his stubble make a glorious return? Oh, God, please! END SPOILERS
The sound you'll hear during his scenes is just gonna be me. EXPLODING.
So much sass. *inhuman fangirl noises* *sound of my heart breaking a little because he - unfortunately - shaved*
You know what they should do? They should make the mention of the fact that Stannis has rapists castrated. Mad-eyed ultra feminists and other professionally outraged idiots are still going on and on about the rape scene so making a mention of that would not only get audiences to like Stannis more and give them a sense of what kind of a men he is, it would also help with all that outrage. Hey look, a decent male character who is actually appalled with sexual violence and does something to stop it.
Rumor has it that Davos has a scene with 3 naked chicks. I don't think he does anything with them, they are just walking around and he acts uncomfortable. Can we please get Stannis in that scene too? Cause that would be even funnier. The look he gave naked Melisandre before the leeches burning was priceless.
When I saw the picture on the right I laughed for like 5 minutes. We all knew Gwendoline is incredibly tall, but Sophie is a giant too! This pic is actually less embarrassing for Kit than that Rolling Stone cover.
Drogon loses his shit in next episode. That's as specific as I can be. Also I just can't wait for Tyrion's trial. This is gonna be the best pokerface from Tywin in history of the series so far. Cersei's gonna be in full-on bitch mode. I missed that, her playing nice and just walking around with the sad look on her face is not the Cersei I know and love.
My condolences to the girls out there already halfway to crushing on Iwan Rheon as Ramsay (to those of you unfamiliar with the show, the most evil fuck on Game of Thrones). HBO is determined to push them over the edge - they're having him fight shirtless in next episode, for absolutely no reason at all. Yet some people wore a coat during their sex scene. No, I'm not letting that one go.
Brienne and Pod!
I teared up so bad during this scene:
Look at Harington's face. He is so cute. If Ghost licked him, I'd die.
I didn't think it was possible for Shailene Woodley to be any dumber. I was wrong.
I don't have this much issues with her doing all that nature stuff. Hey, I have so many herbs (they're all legal, don't get excited) here, I basically add them to everything and I believe in a lot of things people would probably find silly. However, saying you are spreading your legs outside to let sunshine into your vagina and bringing a horseradish that looks like a dick to talk shows? She should hang out with Jennifer Lawrence. They could combine their interests and puke clay on Madonna's yard or something.
Check out those adorable pics from Crimson Peak set!
The new Interstellar poster is kinda cool. But the movie posters these days are so bad anything that's not so awful you feel like you're gonna go blind, is great.
There is so much hypocrisy in media right now that I decided to stop reading pretty much all recaps/reviews written by professionals. The Playlist has such an idiot recaping Game of Thrones I am simply stunned - I find it offensive to the show someone like that is even allowed to watch it. Then there is all this outrage because of rape scenes in GoT but what of Hannibal? They had a lesbian character have sex with a man. Honestly, what the fuck? She did that to get pregnant but there are other ways. They only had that sex scene because of sensationalism. They are shamelessly using fanservice to boost ratings because the show is on the verge of cancellation. They reduced female characters to either victims or sex toys. But because it's a niche show no one is complaining. They are sending their vitriol towards hugely popular show like Game of Thrones because they want to stir shit up and get more readers and attention. These people disgust me.
Honestly the writing on Hannibal has gotten so bad- especially towards the female characters - that even I find it offensive. Then there are the tweets Bryan Fuller writes to the disappointed fans of the show that are honestly so freaking rude. I liked the show so much in its first season but the new one makes no sense, the character of Mason was made into caricature and Alana replaced her heart and brain with...lower parts. Oh and the main source of mystery is 'is that person dead? Maybe they're alive?' because Fuller himself gives people possible outcomes, no matter how ridiculous - 'someone was shot in the head? Wait there is this unlikely thing we can do and they'll be alive!". So stupid.
I hope it gets canceled. We need proper Victarion for season 5.
Lana Del Rey finally released the video for West Coast and it is gorgeous
Her new album Ultraviolence will be released in June. June is also when they release new Game of Thrones soundtrack - in other words with these two, I'm set. This is practically all I listen to.