I was literally gasping for breath. Good God, sir.
"We've been waiting here since mid-day", I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR 2 GODDAMN WEEKS!
Stannis' next scene may turn out to be the most beautiful thing I've seen on the show. And that includes Wildfire explosion. And Robb's butt.
Friday last week, I'm like OK promo pics will be here soon. Stannis will get a new promo pic! YEEEY!!! Then promo pics drop, there's only 5 of them and Stannis is not there. I understand that Emilia Clarke has boobs but does she really need a promo pic every fucking time she shows up on screen? Monday = a lot of new pictures, no Stannis. No, wait, I'm not being fair. The total number of promo pics for the episode is 70. And you can see Stannis in one of them. This is the third promo pic overall with him in it. Out of 7 episodes, approximately 200 pictures - 3 pics.
I mean I'd cry but this is fucking hysterical.
SPOILERSI have to wait a month until he is in an episode again. He's not in 7, he's not in 8, there's two week hiatus between 7 and 8 - a month. 30 fucking days. Hopefully when he shows up it's gonna be worth all the wait. And torture. And having to put up with people disrespecting and underestimating him. People better treat him like God after episode 9 - I mean the man is pulling a Gandalf from the end of the battle in Helm's Deep.END OF SPOILERS
So there is this really cool interview with Peter Dinklage. Everyone is excited because the showrunners got drunkand gave him hints about the ending. Who cares. Go to 2:20.
Look at Kit Haringtonon the set of that new Spooks movie:
It literally looks like in the third one he is listening to director telling him 'ok, in the next take let's try NOT looking like a 5 year old girl playing with a water gun'.
SPOILERSVery soon Harington will have scenes with Dillane and I think I'm gonna explode from laughing so hard. I've seen Dillane annihilate actual charismatic actors with his intensity - Harington has just developed baby charisma this year. And he is so short. To quote The Thick of It - it's gonna be like watching a lion rape a sheep.END OF SPOILER
This was awesome:
I think Oberyn got a semi.
How awesome is Lena in that gif? This is my avatar everywhere right now. It's like bitchy....intensifies. Pascal and Waldau won that episode. They were so into character, it was insane.
SPOILERSSo I was talking about the show on boards, you know as one does, and something came to me - in the books Nymeria pulled the body from the river. There is tons of CGI this season, there were a lot of wolves, people are kinda upset about the lack of Arya's wolf dream and we know that the finale is the most expensive episode yet. What if they have Nymeria....by the side of Lady Stoneheart? I mean that would be awesome.END OF SPOILERS
God, I'm brilliant. I'm not sure it even happens, probably not, but seriously - I'm brilliant.
I talked about promo pics. Look at that promo still of Sansa from upcoming episode. This is stunning.
Check out the pictures of GoT actresses without make up. My God they are all so pretty. Lena! Michelle!
I was listening to episode commentaries on DVD lately and they really should get Lena to record them for each episode. She is so funny - she constantly refers to herself as 'horseface', drops the F word a lot and she has all of those cute stories - apparently when she was learning the script for Blackwater she kept mixing up the animals in the final tale she tells Tommen.
The next episode is gonna be great. All of you Oberyn fans - he has really great scene with Tyrion and the final thing he says to him, if they kept it, is so awesome. Chills.
So Hannibal got renewed. Eh. The show is so bad now - the whole baby thing with Hannibal setting up different events just so that the show had something to use its time on was so lame. The only thing that is consistent is how freaking awful Michael Pitt is. He used to be good, what the hell happened to him? Every time he said the word 'papa' I wanted to punch my TV screen. And then I see those obsessed Hannibal fans talking about how he should get an Emmy. I'm just like this:
Channing Tatum is Gambit, Angelina Jolie has make up mishap and Solange Knowles kicks Jay-Z in an elevator. Where are we?
The posters for Macbeth:
I love the one with Fassbender. Cotillard one? Not so much. What is up with her hair? Is she dark Leia? Is she gonna substitute the gold bikini with the one made out of scraps of her victims? Ooh, that's not a bad idea. Some footage from the movie was screened today at Cannes and the reaction is very positive. Fassbender is reportedly fantastic.
Grace of Monaco is apparently shit. That doesn't surprise me. What surprises me is that some people say it is worse than Diana. I cannot imagine anything worse than Diana.
Does anyone know if senator Furlong is coming back to Veep? He was the funniest character in first two seasons. Speaking of Veep - the last few episodes were hilarious. Drunk Gary's idea about what to do with expired sperm was hysterical.
Quick blog announcement- there
are people, whose blogs I visit/link/leave comments on regularly, and I see them all over other blogs
with their comments, yet for some reason they don't ever visit mine (and I mean for weeks), even when they are featured in RF. Frankly I'm fed up with it so you can expect these visits of mine to stop.