He also pets a dog and runs around with his children.
How dare you, sir.
So I make a gifset of Foxcatcher. No one cares. I make the gifset of Stephen touching himself, BAM!! notes come pouring in within first few minutes. I love you tumblr followers <33
Stephen is apparently riding a train to London a lot, people keep tweeting saying they saw him there. Did HBO marketing people tell him he'll have to promote Thrones this year and he is preemptively on the run? Has he...started to walk the Earth? Is he in need of food and shelter? *protective excited noises*
I have yet to finish The Greatest Game Ever Played so look for my live tweets in few hours. Shia Labeouf is in it too but I managed to stand worse for far, far less, so I'm optimistic.
I saw Fargoand it was so dope you guys.
It's seriously the best show of the year - it was more fun than True Detective and let's not even comment on GoT season 4 shall we?
The cast was great and the show was both thrilling and hilarious, it was like not mentally scaring Twin Peaks. Billy Bob Thorton as evil hitman who has to pretend to be a goofy minister to fool the cops in one scene was so funny I almost cried:
The only two flaws - the dog dies and the protagonist is so mean spirited, she was supposed to be sweet and innocent but there was something so mean about her. Colin Hanks was charming enough for both of them, though. Also Martin Freeman's way of talking was adorable - I almost laughed when he kept saying 'oh, jeez!' in between savagely bashing his wife's head in with a hammer.
Also everyone is in the show - Bilbo, Derek Shephard's wife, Saul Goodman, Chandler's creepy roommate, Keith Carradine. Everyone.
Meanwhile in the world of dumb starlets, Blake Lively reigns supreme this week with this Vouge interview. She is launching her lifestyle website whatever that is and saying things like this - "People want things with meaning. I know that because I want that. This space doesn’t exist, so I’m creating it." and talking about her perfect wedding and eating lamb or some crap in fancy restaurant.
I'm sure we can expect the same level of insanity and disconnect from real world from her as we do get from Gwyneth shitting rainbows and wiping herself with vegetarian unicorns Paltrow.
It's like these women are Jasmine from Blue Jasmine but with much worse sense of style, zero class and just so much stupidity. Yuck.
Emmy Rossum despite being a young actress is just so lovely and each week I love her more and more. And I feel so bad for her. First snubbed of Emmy nomination and now deprived of touching Jeffrey Dean Morgan on her show.
It's as if I went to work one day and, I don't know, they took my coffee away from me. This is quite literally the only thing keeping me awake there. Although the hospital is like right outside so there's sirens every 5 minutes. And we do get bomb threats quite often. Did I mention my job is just so full of chillaxing?
There's a Yorkie with Emmy on that picture but he has nothing on Gustav, who is the recent star of my gifsets. So far I only managed to catch him on camera once - he is way too fast unless he is eating:
That dental stick was three times bigger when I left the room to get the camera by the way.
Look what happened on tumblr. I've gotta say it's so lovely to see people actually give credit. I cannot even count the times this was stolen from my blog.
So I've been reading about the real story behind Foxcatcher this week and up until then I thought that the person you know what happens to is Tatum but now it looks like Tatum is like the person observing all of this which is a very interesting approach. The film looks so insanely creepy - I mean Steve Carrel looks like a sketch of a rapist in this movie. I don't know if you guys saw the 6-minute standing ovation video from Cannes but it's great, everyone's reaction is so cute in it. I'm gonna be rooting for Carrel this Oscar season - he is such a good actor and Michael Scott is one of my all time fav characters after all.
It's heading to TIFF and all those big festivals are coming up, so I'm looking forward to reading the reviews for this one and Gone Girl, I finally finished the book and it was amazing, I actually loved the controversial ending and I hope even with all the changes the film stays close to it. I think the reveal made the book 10x more interesting.
Another creepy movie is Nigthcrawler with super skinny Jake Gyllenhaal and its poster is awesome. I'm getting such strong 80-90's vibe from it and that's always great.
Another movie which looks very interesting is the horror body snatchers film Honeymoon starring adorable and very talented Rose Leslie from Game of Thrones. Here's the first trailer.
Apparently there’s a movie with insanely dashing Matthew Goode and equally dashing Benedict Cumberbatch in it. I’m safe but I think 90% of womankind will die upon seeing this. Me? No, I like my men looking homeless and riding trains.
Hey speaking of ladies, you're gonna enjoy this picture of Pedro Pascal with Oscar Issac. I don't know what's happening but I think everyone should be grateful this photo exist.
Comic Con is happening right now which means 1. me being sad I'm not there 2. but not too sad because Stephen is not there 3. tons of good stuff showing up online.
My second main man McConaughey is there along with Christopher Nolan. They showed new trailer for Interstellar - you can read the description
here. The trailer will reportedly show up online next week.
GoT panel is today UPDATE - here is the blooper reel that just aired - and the show is strongly represented - I cannot wait for the panel to show up online and I'm hoping for some adorable banter between Nikolaj and Gwendoline. Nikolaj is already there with Natalie Dormer and they are both being completely adorable.
Stoneheart GoT SPOILERSMichelle Fairley joined ABC's Resurrection. END OF SPOILERS I mean...seriously.
Jesus F Christ, even other networks are laughing at HBO.
People go again with how this is yet another bad sign but come on,
actors do multiple shows all the time. Hell, even Stephen emerged from
his cave long enough to do both Hunted and The Tunnel, and that was
after he already joined GoT.
The point here is the gigantic irony of
what happened. Is anyone else laughing hysterically through tears right
The writing on Thrones is so lame now that actors literally need to migrate to other shows and networks to play their parts. Seriously this whole thing...I just read what Michelle role on new
show is - the mother that comes back to life - and I almost hope GoT showrunners intended to bring her back and
now she fucked them over like this because they really
deserve it. And why would she like to play the same character on two shows?
These dumb as fuck showrunners, oh my God.
Meanwhile, in the land of no showering and no shaving, Leonardo DiCaprio continues to scare the crap out of everyone, this time actually emerging from his house and going for a swim. He is like a male version of Mavis Gary now, isn't he? McConaughey should come over with his Oscar and let him pet it. And you know, bring some good weed with him.
On the other side of the spectrum we have perfection - Chris Pratt has been everywhere this week being fabulous and promoting Guardians of the Galaxy, which looks crazy fun. Here he is braiding intern's hair in the middle of the interview. This guy is amazing!
I couldn't do a braid like that if I had 6 eyes and 10 hands. I can barely use hair brush.
My thoughts of Fifty Shades of Grey trailer? Well, first of all it looks ridiculous. Second of all Jaime Dornan who is kinda handsome with facial hair looks like he is in his teenage years clean shaven. So...eww.
Last but not least here are the new posters this week. Personally, I think nothing beats that Nymphomaniac poster. Director's Cut! What will it be? 30 minutes of worst dick shots ever instead of 1?