Friday, November 6, 2015

(208) Hardylicious + links

By Sati. Friday, November 6, 2015
  • This week I saw Tom's documentary about poaching crisis in Africa. Shit like you can see in my gifset above happens in it.
  • Also there is this:
  • I basically do not know how I am not catatonic right now.
  • That's right. He made a documentary to raise awareness in order to save animals. He is basically like super sexy Noah who just walks around being crazy hot, showing off his good heart and petting dogs and elephants. And he takes of his shirt and rides an elephant into a river. I just...I just can't.
  • Oh have I mentioned that he is narrating this film too?
  • Can someone just tell him he is gonna murder someone inadvertently if he keeps it up? And that someone is gonna be me?
  • I'm a relatively good person, where is my Tom Hardy, damn it?! 
  • There's more, my God, there is more.
  • There is this story I found on tumblr about how Tom took care of a cat, here is a part of it - "On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, there’s this kitten in the road, and I’m like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. that’s a small cat as cats go. it’s prolly like a couple months old max. so I’m like hey little fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know. then he wanders up to me and bang he’s in my scoop"
  •  How, how is he an actual real person? Also my biggest wish right now - that is in the realm of possibility - set up new profile somewhere and write, Tom!
  • Oh and that's not all. Tom did more of let's help the animals this week. He took part in the show For the Love of Dogs, which helps animals looking for adoption:

  • Have you seen that new poster? It's so beautiful.
  • If he does press for The Revenant I'm just gonna go insane.
  • On Halloween I was supposed to watch something from Mario Bava but I figured maybe I shouldn't scare myself shitless out of my own volition, so I watched Hocus Pocus instead, which I have never seen before. It was really a lot of fun, but for me the Yorkie dressed as Satan who chased off the witches stole the show from everyone.
  • I started watching the X Files because I never saw it before. I mean I saw bits and pieces of it over the years but I never actually sat down and watch episode after episode. So far I've seen 4 episodes and it's a great show but it will take me forever to see all of it.
  • Scream Queens had the best episode to date this week. It was so good - all the shade, the references and Emma was especially fierce here.
  •  What is also fierce is my Scream Queens outfit game:
  • Look at Johnny Depp working hard to pay for that island and his trophy wife. Ironically this trailer was probably better looking than the entire first film. At least there is color here.
  • Man, has this been a week of bad news. Not only Evans but Leto is now also out of that Girl on the Train adaptation. They had Luke Evans replace him, which is bad. But what is worse? 
  • Emily made no attempt to gain weight.  I really don't like this. I mean it's not like Rachel is a functional alcoholic - she is a mess. Blunt could really do something with the role but not when she is looking like this - this is the picture from the set of the film. I think Bennett and Ferguson will easily steal the thunder here.
  • There is new Hateful Eight trailer which is kinda bad and the film still looks quite terrible to me. At least the music in the trailer was bitchin'.
  • But the true horror is the level of Sony's stupidity. There is gonna be no more Dragon Tattoo with Fincher, Craig and Mara. Nope. They are gonna reboot the series....by adapting the 4th book. Stephen Knight who is responsible for brilliant Locke is gonna write the script, so it may not be terrible, but apparently JLaw 2.0 Alicia Vikander is being considered for the part of Lisbeth. Oh, the horror.
  • And to make matters worse Eddie Redmayne's face was plastered everywhere this week because the first pictures from that ill-conceived Harry Potter sequel were released. If there will ever be a movie where Hardy punches Redmayne and that bitch goes down, I would climax and die upon seeing it happen.
  • Spectre is freaking everywhere - that TV spot must have been played about 100 times today. Here's a funny or horrific bit, depending how you look at it - there was an election here 2 weeks back and today the new ministers were supposed to be announced. But it didn't happen because yesterday instead of preparing for that our newly appointed officials....went to Spectre premiere. That's right. The forming of the polish government was delayed because our new Prime Minster and her posse went to see Daniel Craig's attempts to conceal his urge to shoot everyone and get the fuck out of this franchise. Meanwhile Craig is back paddling furiously on those slashing wrists comments. Don't do that, Daniel. We all love you when you're bitchy.
  • Josh reviews Steve Jobs
  • MettelRay writes about Crimson Peak
  • Brittani reviews Beasts of no Nation
  • Kevin lists 10 essential James Bond films and Ruth has special Five for Fifth Bond edition
  • Alex reviews Victoria
  • and finally there is nothing better than seeing a great movie, recommending it to people you adore and finding out they loved it - and this is the case here - m.brown reviews the amazing Bone Tomahawk
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    1. Leto's not in Girl on a Train now either? The fuck?! I didn't expect Blunt to gain weight to be honest. Maybe they'll make her wear a chubby suit (I don't want to say fat suit lol) or they'll just dress her in terrible baggy clothes so you can't tell.

      I do not understand the thought process behind the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo movies. Mara would probably play her again, she's got to be desperate to do anything after the press she got for Pan. Vikander I'm just not feeling. She was good in Ex Machina, but that role also didn't require her to emote.

      I actually want to see Alice Through the Looking Glass and I didn't hate Alice in Wonderland. I know I'm alone. lol

      Thanks for the link! :)

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      1. Vikander cannot really emote in anything she is in or she does the complete turn around and emotes too much. She is the less subtle young actress since that damned JLaw,

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    2. My reaction to the news about the Millennium Trilogy reboot..... FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!! No Fincher, no Mara, no Craig, no NIN.... fuck off....

      BTW, did you see J-Law make an ass of herself at the Berlin premiere for the new Hunger Games by pretending to fall? She is really a whore. She's trying to look good but.... she ain't my Jena who made me splooge.

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      1. I saw her trying to cover her chest when one of these bland dudes who play lead in the franchise stepped on heir dress :)

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    3. There is nothing better than a sexy man who is kind to animals. Nothing

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      1. There is - if that man is Tom Hardy :)

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    4. J'adore Tom Hardy. There's nothing sexier than a man who's kind to animals. I have to catch up on 'Scream Queens.' Like you I'm a little tired of seeing 'Spectre' commercials so I'm going to hurry up and see it this weekend. I think Daniel Craig is almost as tired of the James Bond franchise as I am.

      You have me so curious about 'Bone Tomahawk.' I will see it before I do my best and worst list. However, watching a "scene that I cannot unsee" makes me nervous! :)

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      1. I have this crazy exam thing happening now, but once I'm back I'm probably gonna get dragged to Spectre :/

        I hope you can handle the occasional hardcore gore because the film is really excellent!

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    5. That news about The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is beyond stupid. They should have pandering to Fincher and co. to complete the trilogy, but instead we're getting something no one has ever said they want. Ugh!

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      1. I really don't know how these people don't realize how ridiculous the idea of a reboot is.

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    6. I’m not surprised they are marketing the hell out of Spectre, they have $300 million budget to recuperate :)
      For me, it’s not essential to watch every episode of X-Files, the stories tend to be samey. It’s a terrific show, but I feel I know the characters well by only watching occasionally.

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      1. 300 mln dollars budget?! That's insane.

        Yeah it's similar in every ep but they are all pretty creepy on their own

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    7. The whole Dragon Tattoo thing is bad. Why change the cast if the first one was so good!? I don't get it, and I don't like it.

      I wanted to watch The X Files too but I stopped somewhere in between episode 4 and 5 or 6.. it didn't have that momentum and then I just had other things to do.

      Scream Queens is my surprise show this year, I like it a lot A LOT!

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      1. I'm so glad you like the show! I keep hoping it's gonna get renewed

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    8. I think Vikander is a good actress, but they should either get Rooney back to play Lisbeth, or don't reboot it at all. Vikander would not be a good fit for Lisbeth.

      I feel like I'm the only one who didn't hate Alice in Wonderland. Apart from whatever the hell Depp was doing, I thought it was nice film that relied a bit too much on CGI, which caused the story to become a larger issue. Still, I think some themes from the film were well presented. The trailer for Alice Through the Looking Glass looks quite good, and I'll see anything with Mia Wasikowska.

      Fantastic Beasts looks nice, but I'm mostly excited about it because of the supporting cast rather than Redmayne.

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      1. This whole reboot sounds like a pile of shit. Everything about it other than Knight's involvement sucks.

        Have you seen Crimson Peak yet? She is very good there!

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    9. Truth be told I always imagined Rachel to be slim, so I may be perfectly fine with Blunt here.

      I've watched some episode of the X-Files and they were really good so it's a good idea to give them a try. I don't have time to watch anything lately as its all school and private lessons for me till the end of the school year. I can't wait till I get to university (it will be easy the first year before it gets hard again).

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      1. But she was explicitly described as overweight from the drinking :)

        Yeah it's great during university....except it isn't :) I used to watch films in pieces when I was studying because there was never enough time

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      2. Well I was reading really slowly, so I tried to read faster so as to get used to it. It was about when she slept with Scott that I found out she was overweight. I just missed that fact (or read it but forgot) and she is stuck as slim, but yeah, she should be overweight. ;d

        I think Law is quite a bit harder than Finance. Especially since I am very interested in it and read related to it books.

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      3. Law is hellish. I used to think the money will make up for it, but no. Just hellish.

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    10. Thanks so much for the link Margaret! I'd love it if you could participate in this month's FFTF :)

      Ooooh Hardylicious indeed! I have got to find that documentary!! I just rewatched Mad Max Fury Road and fell in love all over again w/ that movie!! Hardy and Theron are so tremendous in that film, my goodness it'd be a shame if that movie didn't get a single nomination, in the acting, directing AND all those technical awards, it SO deserved it! Still sad there won't be Furiosa in the sequel though.

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      1. I'd love to, but I'm swamped at the moment :/

        I just want sequel to this one, even if only with Hardy, but the way they just keep talking and not doing anything about it makes me worried.

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    11. The wife and I started binge watching a few shows on Netflix recently...but lord, some of these shows have like 9 seasons and I'm like...how the hell am I ever going to finish these!?!?!

      Tom...if I were gay...hell, even though I'm not...I could be.

      LOVE the Scream Queens getup!

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      1. Well if the show is good, it's worth it :)

        Thank you! This show is bankrupting me

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    12. I liked Alicia Vikander in A Royal Affair. I suspect Mads Mikkelsen made her sympathetic because she wasn't amazing, just good enough for not spoiling the movie.

      I would like to be a little bit excited for Fantastic Beasts. I like the images, but Redmayne... I can't, I can't. Why oh why him ? So many good actors out there and they choose him ?

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      1. I really don't know how this turd gets roles

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    13. You really make me wanna check out Scream Queens. It sounds so fun and zany. Thanks so much for the link!

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      1. It really is lots of fun! Did you like Emma in Coven? Her character here is very much like that and the entire show is basically a satire on horror genre with tons of references

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    14. Seriously, "bang he's in my scoop" is the most adorably well-fitting description of a cat jumping into someone's arms. That whole story is too cute for words!

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      1. I know! I almost fainted while reading it! :)

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    15. Thanks for the link! :)

      I hadn't heard the Dragon Tattoo news, which sucks. I prefer the original Swedish film(s), but I'd LOVE to see Fincher's take on the second and third ones.

      Bring on The Revenant! I'm dying to finally give Hardy a win!

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      1. I'm dying to do the same but he will have to be really amazing to beat Del Toro in Sicario for me :)

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