"Sansa's stock bottomed the minute she decided to open with "When I saw you, you were theeeeees high!" or whatever the fuck. That's gaggy and annoying when you're a NORMAL ten-year-old. To a ten-year-old in Lyanna Mormont's position, it's grounds for cutting a bitch."
"We open in the Shire Witness Protection Program. A place so happy I thought I had accidentally changed the channel. And here comes friendly friend Al Swearengen, just walking around. ‘Put your back into it, you!’ Wink. ‘Here’s an axe, lad!’ Smile.
I’m like where the hell are we?"
"Cersei, conversely, has raised psychopaths and chum. A king so infantile and lost that it’s like a rigged season of Survivor where a cobra keeps a hamster as a voting pet, all the while telling the hamster “you’re a cobra too.”"
"I think it’s Jaqen in an Arya mask. I mean, yes, it could be the real Arya and she could have Sansa’d her way around Braavos, just learning nothing at all from the events of every day of her life, but it seems fishy to me." (x)