Fuckin' tumblr is ageist as hell. Rodrigo Santoro gets naked and handcuffed to bed and the gifs are everywhere. But the above are the only ones of MiB from this episode I could find. Not that he got naked and handcuffed to bed. I'm just saying, what the hell are you people gifing? The scene I am about to whine about has nothing to do with the above, but fuck it, I'm leaving this as it is.
Day 6. After days of theorizing, talking, redditing and wondering I still don't know how the fuck this stupid maze appeared. And no. I was not distracted by Ed Harris to the point my brain worked even less than usual.
Ok, fine, I was, but for six days I wondered! And nothing!
Next episode in 2 days. What drugs do I need to take to not go to sleep and watch it live at 3 am?
Do these designers think that just because Melania and Ivanka won't get to wear any of their rags they will change anything? It is one of those things for which I find the liberals annoying - what did these women do to them? This won't change shit and is just petty.
Alien: Covenant first poster is dope as hell. If they attach the trailer for it to Assassin's Creed then at least one good thing will come from them making Assasssin's Creed and wasting everyone's time. Also I love this tagline. So simple, so cool. Remember how psyched I was for Prometheus? I still ended up loving it but hopefully this will be better and it's so awesome that it's gonna feature actual xenomorphs.
Everyone is going insane for that Silence trailer meanwhile I cannot even find the will to actually watch it. I worked like an imbecile all week and I'm so tired. I'm given to understand the cinematography looks excellent. But I don't know...if Scorsese is not making movies about criminals I'm not that eager to see them.
I forgot to share Ghost in the Shell poster last week so here it is.
Anyone else absolutely hates new blogger interface? Why change something that isn't broken?
If you're not fine with swearing LEAVE. NOW. Cause this is gonna be unpleasant.
It turns out Chris Pratt and Anna Farris are terrible people. You just don't abandon a pet. I consider anyone giving away their pet to a stranger (key word stranger, family or friends you visit is a different thing) because the baby is on its way or some other reason, to be horrible. No, don't talk to me about thinking of 'loving family as new owner'. You wanna make a kid and then give your pet away? Go ahead but I hope your karma gets fucked for life. Per people with babies it's not an absolute necessity to give away your pet just because you knocked up your wife. An owner is an entire life for a pet. Abandoning a creature which loves you and trust you is not an option. This is just not acceptable. At all. Look at the state they found that poor dog in. Look at what he said to people on twitter after he announced he wants to give away his 15 year old cat. Heartless scum, a match made in garbage!
I tweeted him this:
I seriously hope one day they are homeless and have to literally eat shit. I also hope they got explosive diarrhea on Thanksgiving.
Shame Pratt is successful, he deserves to be in as much obscurity as his wife. I am not gonna pay to see anything with either of them again and I'm thrilled Passengers looks laughable and will most likely tank.
It physically hurts me that Ed Harris and Michelle Pfeiffer had to be around this (they are also in this movie which means I'm gonna have to sit through it). Also how shocking she got along with Farris and Pratt. Is trash magnet a thing? Cause these three seem to suggest it is.
"Privacy is a full-time job and I work very hard at it." - apparently by
making out with the director of the movie in the street.
Maybe I'm being too harsh. Maybe she is the one we should thank for for Ed singing up for season 2? He probably walked in on her taking a picture of her ass and figured he needs to get away from the movie world for a while since this is what it looks like these days.
I haven't seen any movies this week and Arrival already left theaters here. I hate everything.