He needs to stop talking about punishment and kneeling. I'm this fucking close to catching on fire when I watch this show.
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING JON?!
Look, look what Pedro did:
FFS STEPHEN WHY CAN'T YOU DO THINGS LIKE THAT? EVEN ALAN RICKMAN DANCED ON A GAS STATION IN A MUSIC VIDEO ONCE AND IT'S BEEN A GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS NOW.
Oh God, the feels:
Liam Cunnigham got everyone bothered because in a true Sophie Turner fashion he said that there is an event more shocking than RW this season. I'm hoping it's the certain use of daggers but if it isn't? What if something happens to Stannis? Oh God, protect my baby.
Davos you fucking cover him with your body do you understand me! Cover him by throwing a child or 10 children to take an arrow if it's heading his way, I don't care, just protect him ffs!
You gotta love Tyrion and Varys scenes:
Oh my God. Veep!
I love the show so much but this is the first time the writing has been
almost at the level of The Thick of It - it was both funny and biting at
the same time. Amazing acting from both Julia and Tony here.
I saw Mortdecai and to my gigantic surprise it was not terrible. Actually I rated it
7/10. It was funny, I laughed, the actors delivered good performances,
the movie looked nice and the score was good. Why did everyone hate it
this much? It's like The Rum Diary all over again, where the majority
hated it and I enjoyed it.
I mean, screw you it was funny! The banter between Depp and Bettany? "'Have you lost your bearings man! Shellfish at a catered affair?". I liked it!
I saw that Batman v Superman
trailer and I don't get the hate here either. It's Snyder so of course
there is no way this is gonna be a great movie, but the trailer was
I also saw Jupiter Ascending
and thought it was about 10x better than Cloud Atlas because at least I
wasn't afraid I'll slip into a coma due to boredom. Yeah, it was
ridiculous ("bees are genetically designed to recognize royalty" - oh
poor Sean Bean) and Eddie Redmayne
was insanely bad ("I CREATE LIFE!" give that Oscar back right now) but
at least it was entertaining. And I really like the kiss between Mila
and Channing. What? Good movie kisses are hard to come by nowadays.
Before you ask - no, I did not hit my head and lost my movie taste. But when you worry about Mannis
everything seems beautiful comparing to the dark pits of depression I'd
fall into if they deprive me of my Stephen love. This is all I have.
I also saw Clouds of Sils Maria and it was good, but it might have been a bit too metaphoric at times. The performances were great, though, well Moretz was just good but for her that's still an accomplishment.
Another thing I saw this week was a fox. I was walking home from
work in the center of the city, right next to the bus stop and parking
lot and there it was. Like, seriously, in the middle of the city. I hope
nothing happened to the poor guy, I have no idea where he came from as
there were no woods nearby. I felt like in that scene from Wild.
I swear to God, I'm not hallucinating, though you may probably most definitely think that I am.
Was it a sign?
In another spectrum of crazy, apparently Lars Von Trier is hitting
the bottle again so that he can work. This guy is such a mess. He should
be locked up for his own - and our - protection.
What's new with me? Well I have a new dress and Gustav has a scarf in the same color. Also he got a haircut. And that thing on the balcony that looks like grass. Gustav Antoinette!
Oh my God have you guys heard what happened on Grey's Anatomy?! i haven't watched the show in years, but damn, that is Thrones levels of cruel.
Attention! Mark Ruffalo is on Graham Norton tonight and next week? Kit Harington, Matt LeBlanc and Rebel Wilson. Cannot wait for Rebel to make fun of Jon.
Also f the new royal baby is a girl I'm gonna lose my shit so bad. What? I care!
Brittani recaps the recent Game of Thrones episode