20th Annual SAG Awards

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Let's back up to the red carpet shall we? I haven't seen most of it but I did see a reporter confuse Alfre Woodard with Angela Bassett which was hilarious. I also saw how beautifully Game of Thrones was represented:

I'm loving how people like Gwendoline Christie are there this award season. So cool that even if they aren't nominated they get to celebrate, especially in her case - she is just flawless as Brienne. It's such a shame that Richard Madden and Michelle Fairley weren't there.

Peter Dinklage was there too, the only solo acting nominee of Thrones. Pedro Pascal who will debut his character in new season also showed up which was really cool

That's right. Natalie Dormer shaved her fucking head. No, not for double D's. It's for Hunger Games - Mockingjay. She is so badass, I love her!

Then Jared Leto flirted with Khaleesi. He is smooth.

During the ceremony Lupita Nyong'o won Best Supporting actress and delivered another lovely speech, singling out Brad Pitt who was there with the cute anecdote. What the fuck is with Pitt's hair? Is there a pic of him and Dormer together? If not, that's an opportunity missed.

 Lupita - talks about family, education and her work, Lawrence - talks about 'armpit vagina' on the red carpet. I don't need to comment, this speaks for itself.

I loved how they left 'bitch' in Julia Roberts' clip but they bleeped Leto's 'asshole'. 

Leto won, obviously, and delivered a very rehearsed, dignified speech. I'm not a fan of speeches like that. Do something memorable - jerk off your award like Blanchett did (more on that later) or go all Mark Hanna on the crowd (much more on that later) like Matthew did.

Michael Fassbender wasn't present at Critics Choice Awards and at SAG. He is not there because he is filming Macbeth. That's  one good excuse. (prayer circle for the movie to be good)

Delicious Josh Holloway showed up to present the award for the Best Actor in Comedy and the award went to hilarious Ty Burrel. I'm so happy, he is awesome.

Then Modern Family won best ensemble. Julie Bowen said Sofia Vergara will give a speech because America loves her and her boobs. As far as boobs go, teenage Ariel Winter can challenge her, I think, Me and most people on twitter were shocked and jealous of her cleavage.

President of SAG appeared on stage and started talking about a bunch of different stuff. He was also nice to Tom Hanks. That's a first this Oscar season.

Michael Douglas won for Behind the Candelabra and said 'Matt, we went head to head'. Goddamn, I love Douglas' gay jokes.

Bryan Cranston won best actor for Breaking Bad and gave the best speech of the night being charming and as usual hilarious.

In memoriam was incredibly sad. Gandolfini :(

Then Breaking Bad won best ensemble. I'm so hoping next year it will be Thrones.

Matthew McConaughey's speech was absolutely insane in a wonderful way. I mean it was all over the place but it was so genuine and passionate. All that was missing was the mention of cocaine and hookers and the glorious sound you can hear playing on this site.

That Oscar is his. The only reason he is not nominated for BAFTA is that barely anyone in UK saw his movie.

Cate Blanchett's clip was 'I saw you Erika!". I loved it.

Blanchett was on fire. First she slightly dissed Matt:

Then this happened. That third gif is arguably the funniest thing that happened this Oscar season so far.

Best ensemble went to American Hustle. What? I had to suffer through seeing Lawrence on stage and listen to Cooper ramble on. If this wins BP at the Oscars this will get more hate than Crash and for a good reason too. Anyways this is what Cooper said on O.Russel later - He is the reason why all of us wanted to become actors when we were children. I think he was tripping balls.

Anyways that was presented by Ben Affleck who looked all sleepy and tired until Cuba Gooding Jr. stormed the stage:

And here are some other highlights: Emma Thompson photobombing Nyong'o, Pitt's haircut and Streep pointing to Ewan McGegor's junk:

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