Monday, January 14, 2013

Thoughts on Golden Globes

By Sati. Monday, January 14, 2013 , ,

Red Carpet:
  • Amy Adams looked absolutely beautiful!
  • Why is Megan Fox there? She doesn't matter
  • Michelle Dockery looked pretty except for the dress. What the fuck was that thing?
  • Lena Dunham is disgusting.
  • Bradley Cooper walked in like a boss on red carpet and Jodie Foster pulled him aside to talk to him, damn!
  • Chastain being hyperactive Hathaway-style as she gets out of limo and starts waving around
  • Who the fuck is Julianne Hough?
  • Damn, Hugh Jackman <333
  • Chastain stopping on the stairs to shout to Watts she was incredible. Hathaway-style.
  • What the fuck is Lawrence wearing? I mean what is that on her tits?
  • I was convinced the woman with Hugh Jackman was his mother. It turned out to be his wife. Holy hell.
  • Jackman told the "no liquids" story again.
  • Seriously - Amy Adams <333
  • Rachel Weisz's dress is the worst thing ever.
  • Where did Nicky Kidman found her husband? The dumpster? 
  • Since Annie is wearing white let's pray she has panties on. 
  • Marion Cotillard's dress is a mess.
  • Clooney is like fine wine.
  • First tweet - "you guys it's 15 minutes to the ceremony and Leo is not there :lol:" 2 mins later - "LEO IS THERE!!!'
  • Denzel "It's not my wife! It's my daughter!" :)
  • Dudes, Thranduil's son is there! 
Disasters - Weisz, Lawrence and Chastain
The ceremony:
DiCaprio during Waltz's speech
  • Phoenix must want this carrot after all because he is there. 
  • "Quentin Tarantino is here, the star of all my sexual nightmares!" - Tina Fey. 
  • "When it comes to torture, I trust the lady spending three years married to James Cameron.”- Amy Poehler
  • CHRISTOPH WALTZ WON!!!!!!!!! Jesus I peed myself a little. 
  • Did Leo had tears in his eyes? LOL at Tarantino drinking already.
  • First official GG for Julianne Moore!
  • Hahahha all the ladies are hot for Bradley
  • RDJ kissing Mel Gibson. Who let Mel in? 
  • JASON STATHAM <3333 
  • Adele winning and the crowd going ecstatic! "Thank you so much for letting me be a part of your world. We've been pissing ourselves laughing!" - Adele. She also high fived James Bond!
  • Bill Clinton was there. WHAT? He presented Lincoln. I mean, my God.
  • Will Ferrel and Kristen Wiig were hilarious.Tommy Lee Jones looked appalled.
  • Jen Lawrence winning and being very adorable.
  • Hathaway has gone momentarily insane saying something about blunt objects and self-doubt
  • Quentin won screenplay!
  • Stallone and Arnie presenting best foreign film - priceless. And Haneke getting award for them...there are no words.
  • Sasha Baron Cohen walking on stage with a drink - awesome.
  • Amy Poehler on Clooney's lap!
  • Dunham won for Girls. For shame!
  • It has just occurred to me Jean Dujardin is not there. Are you fucking kidding me?
  • Robert Downey Jr is GOD.
  • Jodie Foster's speech for life achievement award was amazing.
  • Best tweet I saw during GG - "Mel Gibson just discovered Jodie Foster is a lesbian."
  • People lost their shit when Affleck won director. And the Academy didn't even nominate him :/
  • Girls won for best comedy series. You all disgust me.
  • CHRISTIAN BALE!! <33333 
  • Hugh Jackman won best actor, so I guess it's between him and DDL now.
  • Les Miserables won comedy/musical -.- Hathaway took that opportunity to gasp and yell some more.
  • Chastain getting a hug from Clooney. Way too much than she deserves for that performance.
  • From tumblr - ""Somewhere in the Hollywood hills, Leonardo Dicaprio assumes the fetal position and sings “I Dreamed a Dream”""
  • DDL won, how boring.
  • Argo won Best Drama!
  • Meryl Streep wasn't there because of the flu. On tumblr, this happened:

Award shows are his supervillain origin story

44 comments:

  1. Why would someone ask Leo that on the red carpet? Just no.
    I will remember tonight for Daredevil winning when nobody thought he had a chance and my crocodile tears for Rachel and Leo. Nice post!

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    1. I know that was mean, you can actually see the rage beginning to shine in his eyes :)

      Thank you!

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  2. Anne Hathaway better become a better actress come Oscar time if she wins again...or take a lesson from Jennifer Lawrence--amazingly gracious AND composed. You gotta give her credit for that!!!

    And Leo...every time he was on screen <3

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    1. Anne Hathaway was probably so nervous because she was in panic if she is able to remember that elaborate Sally Field shout out. I honestly can't listen to her anymore, the overexposure is really killing whatever love I had for her after TDKR.

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  3. It was alright. The Wiig/Ferrell thing... that didn't work. Arnie and Sly though... they were funny.

    Yay for Anne, Jessica, Hugh, Jennifer, and Christoph.

    Ben Affleck is now the man. Jennifer Garner must be smiling deviously over the fact that her man is hot and... J.Lo... not so hot!

    BTW, when Adele won (which was awesome), I noticed that Taylor Swift looked really pissed about it. I bet she'll write some lame song about it.

    Best-dressed... Anne Hathaway. No contest.

    Worst-dressed... Julianne Hough... what the fuck is she wearing?

    Oh, and to answer that question. She was some dancer from Dancing with the Stars who became famous, was in some lame movies where she can't act nor sing and is about to be in some lame Nicholas Sparks bullshit film. Oh, and she's with Ryan Seacrest. I thought he was gay.

    Don't worry Leo, you will be king one day. And I will make sure that all those haters will have to line up and kiss your ass.

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    1. Arnie and Sly were really great loved how proud Arnie was his country won :)

      J.LO looked really great, but her choices in men aren't the best these days :/

      Haha yeah, she couldn't even put on a gracious loser face. Leo did and it was so obviously painful ^^

      Ah, Seacrest. Since he was hosting the red carpet thing I'm not surprised how much they shown her.

      I just hope I'll live long enough to see it :)

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  4. I skipped the Globes so this is fun to read and look at, Sati! Glad to see Christoph win, even though I haven't seen Django.

    I love that last part under Leo's GG gifs, soooo true, poor Leo. Ahah, Tommy Lee Jones' expression is a hoot too, I saw a pic of him compared to grumpy cat, hilarious! Fun post, as always.

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    1. Christoph really deserved that win, but Leo would be much better and safer choice - I'm honestly scared for the lives of the people giving those awards :P

      I think grumpy cat is less grumpy than Jones :P

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  5. As someone from the UK who works and doesn't have a crazy sleeping pattern, I missed the Globes so glad for a round up!

    Personally I'm happy Lena and Girls won - I loved the show. Different strokes I guess!

    Homeland having won over Breaking Bad (my favourite TV show at the moment) makes me want to finally sit down and watch Homeland to see if the fuss is really worth it.

    Loving Leo's almost smug look at Waltz winning the award. Although I haven't seen Django, Waltz is awesome.

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    1. I know Homeland and breaking Bad and while I wasn't the biggest fan of season 5 I have to say it was much better than Homeland season 2. Hopefully BB will win big next year!

      I don't think it's smug - I think it is utter despair and Leo trying his hardest to cover it :)

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  6. I missed the Globes because I had work...and I was sick, but guessing from the videos I saw in the morning, it was pretty cool. I loved the opening monologue (Fey and Poehler for the win), and the Wiig&Ferrell moment was funny.
    Jennifer Lawrence accepting the awards was lovely, she was funny, sweet and considerate!
    Those last GIFS with Leo said everything! Poor guy...and he did such a good job in Django Unchained

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    1. It was really cool and not boring at all which is something very rare for award show :)

      He really did, hopefully he will get the Globe next year and punch someone out of joy :P

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  7. Brilliant post Sati. I wish I had watched as I love Tina Fey... But this post made up for me missing it. Hilarlious

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    1. Thank you! Tina was super funny last night, I'm sure her moments are on youtube somewhere already.

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  8. Thanks for the round up!!!

    It was sort of fun following it on Twitter at work, literally like 11AM to 2PM over here, what terrible timing and it wasn't on TV either! But I enjoyed this round up to keep me up to date. I'm keen to see the segment where TLJ looks so appaled hahaha. How humorous.

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    1. The whole segment was hilarious, but the funniest thing was that TJL didn't smile even once not even when they read his name as a nominee :P

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  9. AAAANNNDD I ship Clooney and Poehler now.. oh well.

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    1. I noticed whole lot of people ships her with Fey now :P

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  10. the intro to the show, & J Foster's emotional speech were my fav moments.

    I already knew that Hugh Jackman's wife is older. I think that says a lot about him as a person. He could so easily get a young chick if he wanted.

    I think D Day-Lewis was insulted, he frowned at Sasha Baron Cohen :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbtWdIMYlM0

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    1. Yeah but I never realized this before and given the trend that everyone came in with their mothers I was sure she was his mom :d Felt a bit better because folks on imdb also thought she was his mother ^^

      Haha, Sasha was probably the most insulting person on the stage ^^

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  11. My, how fun was that....?! Alcohol makes everything perfect!

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    1. I'm seriously shocked Tarantino managed to get on that stage :P

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  12. Very nice post!!! It was an interesting night!:)

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  13. Great write up! Hopefully Anne can pull herself together when she keeps winning. I'd love for Daniel Day-Lewis to actually say something funny for once when he wins.

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    1. She better has a good speech because that thing on Sunday was terribly acted out :/ I was pretty shocked that he did ET finger thing in the opening, never thought he had a sense of humor.

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  14. The Golden Globes were actually really entertaining! Tina and Amy were hilarious throughout. Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell's bit had me in tears. Oh my god. I actually want to rewatch a bunch of clips from it just to remember all the good jokes. Amy Adams looked impeccable and Zooey Deschanel was maybe my second favorite look. If Jessica Chastain's halter part of the dress was form fitting and not all droopy it would have been so much better and her hair was so weird. Jennifer Lawrence's boob cups were disastrous. I'm glad you posted that GIF of her speech because I totally missed that line.

    Overall, I enjoyed the ceremony despite Les Mis winning too many awards and I loved your twitter commentary.

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    1. Zooey looked really nice, but I think she wore similar dresses to this one before, so I wasn't very impressed with her look. Plus her fingernails...I really don't like this kind of thing, when people have some weird symbols, wording or whole freaking pictures of stuff done on fingernails.

      It would be! The hair, yes, I agree - she looked like Disney villain.

      I hated Les Mis winning the awards too, but Jackman deserved it. Thank you!

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  15. I loved Hathaway's reaction to the joke. She is just the most adorable.

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    1. She has lovely smile and reactions but I wish she talked less :)

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  16. Tina and Amy were just fantastic. It was such a good show, much better than last year. Little gutted Jean Dujardin didn't attend, I thought he might present Best Actress - Musical or Comedy.

    Happy for Adele, I loved her speech!

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    1. I agree, but I still prefer Gervais, it's just that he doesn't give a fuck and I love that :P

      I hope he will be there during Oscars they honor the tradition of last year's winners presenting the awards more frequently than the Globes do.

      Adele was fantastic!

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  17. Love your comments and pictures. A lot of people have been commenting on Weisz's fashion cock-up. Based on the picture above, I actually kind of like the dress. Of course, no one ever accused me of having great fashion sense. :-D

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    1. I don't know anything about fashion, but I thought the dress could have been pretty if it was black fabric all the way down without that see through thing :(

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  18. Haha. The James Cameron and Meryl Streep jokes had me rolling. And Ferrell and Wiig were one of the best parts of the show.

    Happy for Argo. Wish DiCaprio had won though. :(

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    1. On the other hand it makes the ever snubbed joke still going :) Though there are many people on tumblr who don't realize he won for The Aviator, it's a shame they didn't give him Oscar then.

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  19. :D That was awesome. I didn't watch the show... apparently, I didn't need to, I could just read about it here and you would tell me all the snarky things I would have thought to myself anyways! LOL :D Funny as hell Sati!

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    1. Thank you! The show is still worth checking out, I think it's much more entertaining than the Oscars will turn out to be this year :(

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  20. Wow I feel like I saw it now1 That was hilarious! I genuinely want to watch the whole show now (but only if you'll commentate!) I love the results but I lost a few quid stupidly betting on the favourites!

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    1. The show is definitely worth seeing if only to spot what Gibson and Jones are doing in the background ;d

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  21. What does DiCaprio have to do to get an award? I guess no one wants to be perceived as rewarding slavery by giving him a trophy for Candie.

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    1. On the other hand Jew hunter won in Hollywood not so long ago :)

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