(314) Lock your editing room, my man + links

This is gonna be my life until December 21, 2018.

And I'm not the only one:

Justice League

So here we go, my review of Justice League, list-style.

(313) The Great Flood of Europe + links

This interview is hilarious but this is hands down the best part:

I laughed for 5 minutes when this happened. The journalist didn't even direct the question at him but clearly Jason was dreading it and was so done with this preemptively. Well, it serves him right for running around Iceland half naked!

(312) #allin #yourmouth + links

The hashtags. Mother of God, the hashtags!  --->

I think I actually died and this is coming to you from beyond.

Oh good, the interviews for the film have started. This one is hysterical. The interviewer actually has the balls to ask about Weinstein and Affleck is bending over backwards not to look worse than he already looks. And Jason looks like he is literally praying to God for that "joke" not to come up.

Affleck really needs to stop talking.

And yet he is talking. 

I can't handle this bit! Is he on some sort of mission to kill all women? Well, all women except for Brittani.

I need that blooper in my life so bad.

Lord, that yawn.

That radio interview is audio porn.

Corden's show Thursday and Graham Norton's show Friday. Please Graham don't show my tweets on television. Particularly the seahorse one.

(311) Hawaii vs Australia + links

Oh my God guys I have so much hotness for you this week. Drink lots of water before you proceed. 

Can you guys believe Brittani doesn't find this guy hot? What the hell? 

I wish I was that rock he was climbing. I would probably die, but still.

Apparently, in Polynesian, the word "momoa" means "dry". That's the most ironic thing I've ever read.

Jason, if the popcorn is on you will you also pay for my funeral after I see the film? And for the love of God come here and clear my Internet browser history?

He is gonna be on Corden next Thursday so I guess that's gonna be the first time I actually watch that show.

Yes, I did rewatch Conan the Barbarian and livetweeted it. 

God that was so entertaining. 

So very entertaining.