Friday, August 26, 2016

(250) Boopocalypse + links

By sati (harlequinade) Friday, August 26, 2016 28 Comments

  •  250th issue. For almost 5 years you guys have been killing your IQs just by viewing this shit.

  • Tuesday, August 23, 2016

    Sunshine Blogger Award

    By sati (harlequinade) Tuesday, August 23, 2016 24 Comments
    Thanks to lovely MettelRay for giving me an opportunity to post something in addition to usual Friday insanity  :)


    Tuesday, August 16, 2016

    (249) My brakes are broken lately, baby + links

    By sati (harlequinade) Tuesday, August 16, 2016 20 Comments

  • Welcome to RF, or as we should start calling it the unholy union of my two friends - perversion and insanity as I take my readers through the journey so disturbing the only way out is to drive off the fucking cliff as I so eloquently illustrated above.
  •  On Moday I rewatched Panic Room. I forgot what's gonna happen to his character so the denial was strong.
  • What is up with Fincher messing up Jared's face in his movies?!
  • By Tuesday things started getting legit weird:
  • I took a selfie of myself when 30 Seconds to Mars song started playing on the radio in the office. This is truly the face of madness
  • So Courtney linked me this and what followed in my apartment was just loud squealing and screaming. DO THIS JARED!!!!


  • Here's Jared attempting to dance during Camp Mars last weekend. 
  • He twerked! Mother of God he twerked!
  • Every time I see this picture I just shout the iconic phrase from Aliens (and can people stop sending/linking me this shit by the way? Don't you people wanna live?). There was allegedly Miley, Lindsay and Paris but this would somehow be worse. 
  •  Don't ask me what I was googling there but I found this: “I’ve been a porn actress for three years and Jared was the most I ever had to work with. There’s definitely a second career available for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work.” – Corina Taylor on having sex with Jared Leto.
  • Porn actress? Jesus Christ, what else did he put it in? The wood chipper?
  • On the other hand, could a normal girl handle Jaredconda? Maybe these are the only ones who you know, are not at the risk of....you know? Bone Tomahawk?
  • You've probably seen the headlines Jared said F you to WB. A few days back someone on SHH forum quoted a post from tumblr that Jared said during Camp Mars that he feels tricked etc. about Squad. I follow the person on tumblr who wrote that. It turned out that someone who has relatively big website - Batman News - posts there too and saw our posts about it and that tumblr account of a fan ended up being the subject of their "news" article - the first posted on that "story". So basically the guy used the tumblr story of a fan using her impression of what Jared meant when he was saying things and posted it. Then of course all the other outlets posted it, sites like cinemablend and ign. In the attached video when asked about what his thoughts are that WB doesn't allow him to do any rock-climbing (Jared loves that) he said "fuck them". Jared throws F word around a lot so it was a joke, a harmless one but it was of course used as clickbait "Jared says F u to WB!". 
  • What the hell is journalism even? People taking impressions of someone from tumblr as news and just massively spreading it around. So stupid.
  • OK so Depp is no longer just Ibiza off the wagon into the dumpster drunk. 
  • He is now writing messages in blood and paint while cutting off pieces of himself, literally drunk, which I seriously didn't even know was the phase that existed.
  • And it's time to abandon any team because these people are legit fucking insane. It's like trailer trash documentary this week. I am half expecting to see the video of Depp raping a goat while killing a hobo when I wake up. I mean they settled, but come on. She probably has many videos as insurance. 
  • Also - worst lawyers ever
  • First we had the video of Depp treating kitchen cabinets horribly and pouring himself the biggest fucking glass of wine I've seen in my entire life.
  • But then it got worse.
  • So you are telling me there are worse things to do while drunk than to livetweet ultimate cut of Alexander (and sit through it)?
  •  If that is true then what the hell is he drinking? Gasoline? I had wine and shots on Friday and yet I hurt only my brain, liver, ovaries and heart which broke every single time the beauty boo unicorn was on the screen...but my fingers are FINE.
  • Seriously how fucked up and on what does one have to be to do this?
  • Billy Bob Thornton is freaked out. I'd be too. You run Billy, you run from this shit.
  • Also can people stop insulting the good conniving name of Amy Dunne and comparing Heard to her?
  • So remember how I suggested Idris Elba was the one who made sure Hiddles hooks up with TayTay to wreck his chances of being Bond? Now Idris is attempting to show the world he is fearless and saying stuff like that, in phase 2 of his plan to become Bond. This is overplaying your hand, man. This is straight up Tony Stark giving the terrorists his home address in Iron Man 3 levels of no-no. You run too, man. Follow Billy Bob on his bitches be crazy trail.
  • Tom Hiddleston looks like he aged 10 years in 2 months. When asked about Swift he gave a nonsensical answer. Who the hell talks like this of a parner?
  • Another bitch. Also after his dick pics leaked there are now comments about it under every post about this guy and I sit here like, why? Seriously? Why? Why would anyone notice something so small in the world where this exists?:
  • Just any excuse to post this footage, really.
  • This whole Birth of no Nation situation is just gross.
  • Not only does Amy Schumer exists, now she has written a book entitled Chipmunk with a tramp stamp. Bitch if that sex tape leaked, no one would watch it. Unless some truly sick fuck would use it to torture people with.
  • Brittani, Keith and FlickChicks review Suicide Squad
  • OntheScreenReviews lists Best Soundtracks of All Time 
  • Dell features amazing Killer Joe in the picks for Crime Gone Wrong movies
  • Flixchatter ranks Bourne villains
  • Jordan reviews Bad Moms
  • I know I kinda linked it already last week but m.brown's review of Squad is something to behold. He is the only one smart enough in our entire blogosphere to act like he is being taken hostage (by me) when talking about Leto. The day of judgment will come for the rest of y'all.

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    Thursday, August 11, 2016

    (248) Protect the glorious unicorn* at all costs + links

    By sati (harlequinade) Thursday, August 11, 2016 23 Comments
  •  *yes that's my new nickname for him
  • PUSH PLAY PUSH PLAY PUSH PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Saturday, August 6, 2016

    Suicide Squad

    By sati (harlequinade) Saturday, August 6, 2016 , , , , , 23 Comments
    Well, fuck.


    Thursday, August 4, 2016

    (247) And we looked up at Ben Affleck...and we shouted "SAVE US" and Ben Affleck whispered...

    By sati (harlequinade) Thursday, August 4, 2016 29 Comments
  • hopefully yes. because shit is straight up embarrassing right now.
  • Get your house in order, WB.