Thursday, September 21, 2017

(305) I Hart You + links

By Sati. Thursday, September 21, 2017 6 Comments
  • Here's boo kangaroo on the set of The Front Runner, that Gary Hart movie directed by Jason "I probably won't give you a hot sex scene with boo boo given what my track record is" Reitman.
  • The wig ain't the best but he is in a suit. I don't even know which place to look at, specifically, it's all so...lovely.
  • That right here is just so much of...man.
  • And he is so big.
  • I'd climb him like a deranged monkey climbs a tree.
  • While drooling...everywhere.
  • Oh, bless this project.
  • This however is not good. The eyebrows and that fringe....is he playing Gary Hart or Tonya Harding? This is not an acceptable wig. If Hugh has to wear one he should always wear Logan one. The queen of wigs of...hotness.
  • (*remembers when he broke that shotgun on his knee*)
  • (*bites lip*)
  • (*blood everywhere*)

  • Friday, September 15, 2017

    (304) Unf**k this mess + links

    By Sati. Friday, September 15, 2017 26 Comments
  • Guillermo Del Toro's The Shape of Water is slowly emerging as our Best Picture Oscar frontrunner this year. The film has just won Golden Lion in Venice. Del Toro is campaigning hard for that Oscar and the great new trailer for the film was just released. "Son, unfuck this mess" is already one of my favorite lines of the year.

  • Tuesday, September 5, 2017

    An announcement

    By Sati. Tuesday, September 5, 2017 15 Comments
    Just a day after what I imagine was my last happy birthday it became clear that the meds are not working on Gustav. He began suffocating again, had hiccups the entire day. The vet told us it will be only more painful for him so couple of hours ago we made the decision and now my beloved friend is sleeping and he is never going to wake up. It's so unfair. He wasn't even 6 years old. He was so smart and sweet and happy. He was always kind to everyone, he never hurt anyone. He was always so happy when I came home from work, he couldn't wait for me to wake up in the mornings and play with him. Every day I gave him a kiss, I held him. This is my life, losing my friend whom I couldn't do more to save a day after my birthday. I keep telling myself that his 5 years and 8 months were happier than longer years of most of dogs out there but it doesn't make what happened less unfair. I feel so angry and alone and most of all heartbroken. I can't write anymore so I'm not sure when there is going to be anything new here. I just can't do this.

    Friday, September 1, 2017

    (303) I am the FBI + links

    By Sati. Friday, September 1, 2017 22 Comments
  • Seriously no Game of Thrones fan during this entire season has felt the joy us Twin Peaks fans felt when Cooper said the above words. I legit stood up and smiled like an idiot.
  • But more on that in a moment.

  • Wednesday, August 30, 2017

    Top 10 performances in Christopher Nolan's movies

    By Sati. Wednesday, August 30, 2017 , , , , , , , , 13 Comments

    Christopher Nolan's movies have given us a lot of wonderful things - exceptional sequences, wonderful cinematography, fantastic music. But most of all they have given us wonderful performances, often times the very best from the talented actors who appeared in Nolan's film's. Here's my list of the 10 best of them.

    Friday, August 25, 2017

    (302) 5 minutes in Heaven + links

    By Sati. Friday, August 25, 2017 24 Comments
  • Well I did watch Butter on Friday and believe it or not it was only marginally less awful than Pan. It took more than 45 minutes for boo boo to show up. Oh but when he did...it was eventful.

  • Friday, August 18, 2017

    (301) Unforgettable indeed + links

    By Sati. Friday, August 18, 2017 20 Comments

  • I know every week I say this is gonna be short and yet I manage to ramble on for so long you guys all need therapy after reading it but this week it's really gonna be short. I'm exhausted since work is crazy, I'm still not OK after what happened at the vet recently and I'm all together a mess. I really think I may have a breakdown soon so it would be nice if nothing else that depresses me happens. Also - and more importantly - Hugh has not gone to the beach this week so there is no new material to perv about.
  • Yep, my tweets have gone poetic again.
  • Here he is being adorable again.
  • And again.
  • Yes, I did rewatch Deception before posting my recent post.
  • I HAVE SEEN THAT THING FIVE TIMES NOW.
  • but anyways...

  • Tuesday, August 15, 2017

    Against the Crowd Blogathon 2017

    By Sati. Tuesday, August 15, 2017 30 Comments

    The last time I participated in Dell's  and KG's Against the Crowd blogathon was 2015 and what do you know, another Edgar Wright movie was my choice back then. The next time he makes a movie I am not seeing it. And if any of you tells me to, I'll punch you in the face.

    WARNING: if you like Baby Driver, Arrival, Amy Adams, Michelle Williams and quality film criticism and are offended by violent sexual imagery, inappropriate jokes and insane ramblings - don't proceed further.

    Friday, August 11, 2017

    (300) mother! + links

    By Sati. Friday, August 11, 2017 27 Comments
  • Me this entire week. And every week until November when this movie finally drops here (I hate this place. This is 2 months after the premiere. I bet by that time it's gonna be online). And if it's good for a long time after that.

  • Friday, August 4, 2017

    (299) Animal Kingdom + links

    By Sati. Friday, August 4, 2017 30 Comments
  • Yep. he went to the beach again. 
  • Not once but twice he fixed his shorts in either an act of mercy or terror. I am not sure which. I can't figure it out beause I AM BUSY WIPING OFF MY OWN DROOL. 

  • Wednesday, August 2, 2017

    (Probably endless) list of things I love about Logan, part 3

    By Sati. Wednesday, August 2, 2017 , , 12 Comments
    (part 1) (part 2)

    136. Logan growling in his sleep, waking up and seeing Laura there, watching him. It's a blessing she wasn't anywhere near him since we all know what happens to women when Logan wakes up near them.

    Sunday, July 30, 2017

    Dunkirk

    By Sati. Sunday, July 30, 2017 , , , , , , , , 28 Comments

    (spoilers!)

    Every Christopher Nolan's movie is an event. In the world were practically every big, spectacular movie out there is a part of a franchise, Nolan is one of the few who still manages to do something unique. And while Dunkirk is yet another huge movie event that surprises, it surprises in more than one way. Nolan often works with complex stories and world building- the magnificent magic tricks he pulls on the audience throughout The Prestige with the film's multiple twists and misdirections, the complex way to unlock the film's mystery rooted in the infliction of protagonist of Memento, the layered world of dreams in Inception - here the story is simple. Soldiers are in need of rescue. Other soldiers and ordinary people are trying to help them. Meanwhile the enemy is trying to kill them all.