Friday, July 21, 2017

(297) We'll always have those five hours with lions... + links

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  • Not one.
  • Not two
  • But three pervy live tweets over the weekend.

  • Sunday, July 16, 2017

    (Probably endless) list of things I love about Logan, part 1

    By Sati. Sunday, July 16, 2017 , , 11 Comments

    6 days ago it has been exactly 4 months since I saw Logan for the very first time. Since that moment I saw the movie 4 more times including once with director's commentary (I have never ever watched anything with commentary before but for this movie I made an exception and it's really a great one - James Mangold shares so much in it and I will cite some of the things I learned from there here). It's July and Logan remains my favorite movie of the year and seeing how it's already in my top 10 of all time - yes, all time - I cannot imagine anything dethroning it.

    So once more, inspired by Alex's brilliant series, - here are the things I loved about James Mangold's masterpiece.

    Friday, July 14, 2017

    (296) The Revenge of the Hole + links

    By Sati. Friday, July 14, 2017 22 Comments
  • For the second time ever we almost didn't have new RF here this week. I had my PC unhooked for 3 days due to my apartment being renovated. But mostly I just felt shitty and didn't have enough of sense of humor and whimsy to turn my life - which I have in a sense a jellyfish has a life - into jokes like I usually do. Not only was my PC unhooked but it's also summer cleanse time so I literally couldn't do anything I like to do or that distracts me. I need to be distracted. All the time. 
  • When I'm not it's not a pretty picture.
  • Think of a combo between Jack Black in Tropic Thunder after the bat stole his heroin, Renton in Transpotting during detox and RDJ in Zodiac answering "no" with bland expression on his face after Jake Gyllenhaal asks him if he is OK.
  • But I did get a bit of a boost when I discovered, as my PC got set up yesterday (and I legit screamed when I saw my boo boo folder again, how I missed it!), that I actually had something in draft saved up from my weekend perving so I just worked from there.
  • This is shorter than usual. But by no means less filthy.

  • Friday, July 7, 2017

    (295) Prepare for the worst + links

    By Sati. Friday, July 7, 2017 28 Comments

  • OF COURSE I made that above gifset. It was the highlight of that movie.

  • Tuesday, July 4, 2017

    "Prisoners" is still so very stupid

    By Sati. Tuesday, July 4, 2017 , , 14 Comments

    (yes, the website is still on hiatus, but my upcoming RF bulletpoint for Prisoners turned into 20-paragraph long rant so yes, we're doing this today)

    There is one thing that fascinates me more than what seems like almost universal love for Denis Villeneuve's 2013's assault on brain cells entitled Prisoners and that is the amount of holes in the story of this film. I can only think of two truly atrocious scripts in the recent memory that dragged otherwise promising and well executed films to the bottom of 'what the fuck?' stupidity - this and Interstellar. And this one may actually be dumber than Matthew McConaughey floating around book shelves in space and coding a watch so that Jessica Eureka Chastain solves physics stuff in the future or past or whenever.

    No, wait. Nope. Nothing is dumber that that.

    I have recently sat through this awfully paced but beautifully shot movie for the third time just to hear Hugh Jackman yell the word "fuck" and look handsome. Don't judge me. At least it allows me to give movies second chances. Or in this film's case second (in March) and third (last Saturday) chance. And in this case proving to me that my initial reaction to it was right on the money.

    Friday, June 30, 2017

    (294) Pass the trapeze, please + links

    By Sati. Friday, June 30, 2017 26 Comments
  • You know that scene in The Devil Wears Prada where Meryl Streep witnesses the dress that was made specifically for her character and she pursues her lips in extreme disapproval? The Greatest Showman trailer - or to be more specific the reactions to that trailer from everyone on this planet who is not so horny for Hugh it clouds all judgment and it's like whatever, if he sat on the crapper for 2 hours and sang "What a Feeling" we would still love it - are that dress. And in that laborious and lovely analogy I'm Meryl Streep. Because I'm thinking come December I'm gonna have to grab a shield and a sword and metaphorically No Man's Land the haters while someone ferociously screams "CRAZY GIRL! NO!' in the background. 

  • Friday, June 23, 2017

    (293) Can God photoshop my life? + links

    By Sati. Friday, June 23, 2017 30 Comments
  • Oh my God. Oh my God this whole video.
  • Well. since you're in good mood now after watching it, I hereby announce that the website and my charming presence in the blogosphere is going on semi-hiatus. I have been running this shit show for 6 years or so and never did this happen in the whole history of this website, but adulting sucks and comes with consequences. That means I'm unfortunately going to be on your websites MUCH less with my wise and super appropriate comments and the only posts here for the next couple of weeks are going to be RFs. I just have too much going on now, the work is insane lately - keep in mind I have a full time job that has nothing to do with movies and is emotionally and - clearly - mentally draining. I wish I could say that this is because I'm hardcore dating (lol) or I'm pregnant (double lol) but no, it's really just because of work. If it slows down, I'll have the time but it's not slowing down at all and it's been like that for several months now. I am exhausted and I really can't keep going like this.

  • Friday, June 16, 2017

    (292) Eat your stupid pancakes and stop moaning! + links

    By Sati. Friday, June 16, 2017 24 Comments
  • So I finally gifed the above from Hugh's last appearance on Jimmy's show back when he was promoting Logan and they played that game where Hugh had to lip read what Jimmy is saying. 

  • Tuesday, June 13, 2017

    Alien: Covenant

    By Sati. Tuesday, June 13, 2017 , , , , , , , 26 Comments
    (spoilers!)

    We need to stop giving the benefit of a doubt to Ridley Scott.

    While the man deserves respect for his two masterpieces - Alien and Blade Runner Scott has now taken the turn that makes it very clear his Alien prequels aren't a thing of passion and certainly not necessity. Why is Scott at 79 years of age set on damaging his masterpiece? (Alien is forever tainted by the existence of the Covenant now). I'm saying this because there is no way anyone can tell me this rehashed, mangled product is the intended movie. This is reactionary.

    Friday, June 9, 2017

    (291) Good girl + links

    By Sati. Friday, June 9, 2017 26 Comments
  •  I gifed the above (it's from The Prestige) because clearly I have no regard for my safety, health and life. And I put the above gif on tumblr because clearly my recklessness applies to those poor thousands of people following me there.

  • Monday, June 5, 2017

    Wonder Woman

    By Sati. Monday, June 5, 2017 , , , , , , 28 Comments
    75 years. That's how long Wonder Woman had to wait for her own movie. 14 years. That's how long the director Patty Jenkins had to wait to do her next film. But now it's finally their time. And with that all the women should cheer - we finally have a CBM movie where it's a woman who is leading, not following.

    And it's wonderful. They should be very proud. We all should be considering the opening weekend box office.

    Saturday, June 3, 2017

    (290) So this is what Marvel feels like + links

    By Sati. Saturday, June 3, 2017 20 Comments
  • (6 comments on last one, what the fuck is going on here? I write this smut down for y'all)
  • As early as Monday this week Hugh apparently decided his fangirls are in too much control of their mental capabilities (which if you read at least one of my posts you KNOW to be a wrong assumption to make) and he posted the above.
  • Sweet Jesus one of those days he will tweet something, I will see it and I will just stop living.