Top 5: Male characters I love the most

Because I'm bored and I'm shallow I decided to make a list today. Going through all of my crushes would be impossible so I decided to narrow things down. Today, my lovely readers who I judge only a little bit for reading this website to begin with, we are not going to focus on the actors I love. No, we are going to focus on the characters I love (that also happen to be played by the actors I love).

When I say "love" I mean I would die for these fine men (I would hopefully get to do stuff with them before I died).

*nudge nudge*
*wink wink*

Some of my favorite actors like Ed Harris and Tom Hardy aren't included here because it was practically impossible to find a dreamy man they played. Hardy in Locke? Looks and sounds like heaven. And who does he play? Dude who cheated on his wife and is on his way to the hospital because his mistress is giving birth to his bastard child.

No, thank you.

Then there are characters played by Keanu Reeves in Something's Gotta Give and Hugh Jackman in Kate & Leopold that are just so perfect it's actually worrisome. No way something isn't buried in their garden.

So please, enjoy this crazy and troubling list. I don't go out much so that's probably the only reason why I won't get murdered, seeing what my type is, apparently. Also I am including height mentions in this, because I'm 5' so this is hilarious.

Runner ups: Dan in Begin Again, Leonard Wolf in The Hours and Frank Castle in The Punisher

5. Eddie Alden
played by Hugh Jackman in Someone Like You... (2001)

I've seen this movie so many times. It's actually a common theme across this post, every single thing on this list is something I watched at least 3 times. It's such a sweet movie. Eddie is the protagonist's womanizing colleague from work. But there's a reason for that! You see, Eddie had his heart broken and because of that he became cynical. But when he allows himself to feel again, magical things happen. Awwww!
Height: 6' 2" (1,88 m)
Facial hair? No, and isn't that a shocker
Occupation: Reporter
Cons? None. There is a number of characters that Hugh Jackman played who literally have no weaknesses unless you consider smoking or moderate drinking one
Secret Weapon: That ass

4. Arthur Curry
played by Jason Momoa in Aquaman (2018)

The fuck kind of list would this be without Jason Momoa on it? He actually played a number of beautiful, flawed characters but we all know his goofy, fierce and protective Arthur Curry is just the best of the best.
Height:  6' 4" (1,93 m)
Facial hair? YAAS
Occupation: Superhero
Cons? I would probably drown trying to find him underwater
Secret Weapon: The goddamn hairflip

3. John Wick
played by Keanu Reeves in John Wick series (2014-)

John Wick is a very kind and gentle man. In his private life. Because in his professional life he is an absolute killing machine. What makes the character so beautiful is his heart - he doesn't want to lose the memory of his dead wife and when a puppy he got from her is killed he goes on the most epic killing spree ever. He is protective, loves dogs and wears amazing suits. What's not to love?
Height:  6' 1" (1,86 m)
Facial hair? YAAS
Occupation: Patron Saint of Dogs/Assassin
Cons? The man cannot walk down the stairs or cross the street without getting injured
Secret Weapon: The belt

2. Jim Hopper
played by David Harbour in Stranger Things (2016-)

Much like number 1 and number 3 Hop has been through so much pain and tragedy (Jesus Christ do I have a type, I should just start cruising support groups like Marla Singer), but he is still there, helping Joyce, looking after his town and trying to protect Eleven. No, his methods aren't perfect but he is doing the best he can. His kind heart always gets him to do things of unimaginable courage. And watching him be so adorably clumsy both as a possible love interest for Joyce and an adoptive parent to teenage Eleven in season 3 made me so weak in the knees
Height: 6' 2¾" (1,9 m)
Facial hair? YAAS and surprisingly, the mustache in season 3 may be the best look yet
Occupation: Chief of Police/Daddy/Fashion Icon/The Biggest Stud in Hawkins
Cons? Slight and I mean SLIGHT anger issues and inability to acknowledge biohazard warnings
Secret Weapon: The cutting edge shirt

1. James "Logan" Howlett
played by Hugh Jackman in Logan (2017)

Years go by, seasons change, but number one remains the same. That's it. Perfection. Yes, he is a mess but the beauty of the character is being able to raise above it and even though he cannot find the strength, both mentally and physically, he does the right thing, even if it's the last thing he will do. The beauty of this man cannot even be expressed with words. And no one, ever, looked better than Hugh Jackman does in this movie
Height: 6' 2" (1,88 m)
Facial hair? Glorious, absolutely glorious
Occupation: Limo driver/Caretaker/Badass
Cons? He drinks and he's dying, but come on, we all do in a sense
Secret Weapon: The glasses