The 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards

The magical journey of Golden Globes night started for me way before the ceremony actually started.

For most of the afternoon I was like 'meh, I'm just watching for Gervais hosting and to see Dicaprio's speech". "Tom Hardy is not gonna be there, Harrison is not gonna be there, I don't care".

But then, 3 hours before the ceremony, as I was watching interviews with Harrison Ford on youtube the Bear from The Revenant twitter account (yep it exists and yep I follow it) tweeted this:

I took the news like that:

So clearly I've lost my shit. And clearly it didn't happen and that last category was kinda a disaster due to AWFUL PLANNING OF THE CEREMONY but we get to that

Fassbender is getting interviewed just as Muppet Schumer arrives

Benioff also arrived, it's like the festival of awful

Harrison is being interviewed!:

Matt Lauer: Is this an event you look forward to? Harrison Ford: Oh yeah. Can’t wait. I’ve been camping out in the parking lot for the last four days. 

Gervais is on fire during his monologue, he goes after Polanski, Lawrence and says not even Sean Penn finds him when he goes into hiding

Jonah as the bear from the Revenant and Channing Tatum are on stage. That was hard to watch.

Winslet for best supporting actress!! She seems very surprised

J.Lo and The Rock present supporting actress in drama goes to Maura Tierney for the Affair

Samberg presents best actress in comedy series which goes to Rachel Bloom

Best comedy series goes to Mozart in the jungle

Viola Davis presents Carol

Matt Damon presents the Martian after Ricky introducing him and laughing at the fact this was qualified as Comedy

Orlando bloom and Bryce Dallas Howard present best mini series to wolf hall

amber heard and Jaime Alexander present best actor in mini series to Oscar Isaac, as he is on stage the camera shows Harrison being all proud. So cute!

Statham, McCarthy and Fig present Spy and Statham is hilarious on stage doing "I did everything" Rick Ford impression

Tom Ford and Lady Gaga present best actor in supporting mini series to Christian Slater and he says hi to Harrison. I'm of course loving the shit outta this.

Jaime foxx presents best score to Ennio Morricone, Tarantino accepts and goes insane on stage as usual. He also did some horrendous shit like forgetting Morricone actually won before and calling movie music composing "ghetto".

When Jaime Foxx disapproves....that's bad.

Foxx introduces his daughter who is miss Globe or whatever they are calling it, Ricky comes on stage and gives them hilarious forced polite smile

Ricky announces Longoria and Ferrera and says Trump would deport them if elected

They present best actor in drama series which goes to Jon Hamm

Gervais announces the two disasters who present Joy and Trainwreck. Muppet says her celebrity couple name should be AmyTomHardy or something and I nearly vomit. As they are on stage they actually show Redmayne and I want to dive in my own vomit. If these two ever host I'm not watching. That is just torture, it is straight from my nightmares:

Amy Adams presents actor in comedy to Matt Damon who gives a very nice speech

Kurt Russel and Kate Hudson present best animation to Inside Out

Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt present The Big Short and they bicker adorably on stage

JK Simmons and Patricia Arqutte present supporting actor to surprised Stallone who gives wonderful speech. The crowd went wild when he won

Mark Walhberg and Will Ferrel present best script to Aaron Sorkin for Steve Jobs

some kids present best actor in comedy to Gael Garcia Bernal

We see Kate and Leo chatting!

Helen Mirren and Gerard Butler present best foreign film to Son of Saul

Ken Jong and Kevin Hart present best actress in TV series to lady gaga. As she approaches DiCaprio does the funniest thing:

Gervais in the best moment of the night introduces Gibson. Insane things happen:

Gibson presents Mad Max

Krasinski and Olivia Wilde give best drama series to Mr Robot

Tom Hanks presents the special award to Denzel Washington. Hanks gives a speech that was a bit over the top

Katy Perry presents best song to that awful bond song

Chris Evans presents Spotlight

Gervais comes on stage and reads "this is the most well respected actor in the room. That's just madness!". And this is about Freeman.

Morgan Freeman presents director to Inarittu

Kate Bosworth and Sophia Bush present best actress in drama series to that Empire lady

Michael Keaton gives award to Lawrence for best actress in comedy. Harrison claps for her. Don't do that, sir.

Maggie Gyllenhaal presents Room

Tobey McGuire presents The Revenant

Jim Carrey presents best comedy to The Martian. Carrey was the best presenter, his entire monologue was pure gold.

Ricky starts announcing Redmayne and reads all of this as if he was a chick. Then Ricky goes 'it's a dude?!' and gives Redmayne a suspicious stare as he enters

Redmayne gives award for best actress to Brie Larson 

Moore comes on stage and LEO WINS! Biggest ovation of the night. Leo gives a great speech and gives a major shout out to Hardy, who as he says 'would never leave him to die in real life'. /li>

In an insanely rushed manner Ricky doesn't even appear on stage. Harrison comes in and in about 15 seconds time announces The Revenant won Best Drama. They had about 30 seconds to say thank yous. WHAT THE FUCK. You let Ridley Scott go on and on and this happens. How on Earth can you give a minute for the most important category? Ricky didn't even have a closing speech! Who planned this ceremony? Why did some TV people get minutes for their category but the last one was rushed?!

Let me make a point here - when Harrison fucking Ford is in the building you make a fuss. When he agrees to present something - you make a fuss. You do not tell him to GO, get on stage and don't make a fuss and just read the winner.

Ricky did however say as the credits were rolling - “From myself and Mel Gibson, shalom!”for a goodbye

That was an odd ceremony. The pacing was all fucked up, Gervais who was hilarious was criminally underused and the lack of love and some sort of funny Gervais intro for Ford is just a terrible thing. No love for Mad Max but Revenant got a huge boost and Leo is finally winning that Oscar next month, guys!