86th annual Academy Awards

The Oscars are behind us and it was quite the show, after the ridiculous and awful hosting of Seth MacFarlane last year Ellen DeGeneres did quite the job last night. She called Matthew 'dirty pretty'. I loved that.

Sure, she was far from the best but she actually got pizza for the people there - a joke that was funny and quite adorable mostly because Brad Pitt and Kevin Spacey served the guests Angelina looked weirded out - like. what is pizza? I feel so bad for her

Ellen also took a selfie but that selfie includes Jennifer Lawrence, unfortunately:

Speaking of that, it fell on red carpet again. I've been saying her fall last year was on purpose. That one was no different. She also always falls when camera is on her. She's pathetic. There was also this weird attempt to get laughs when she was presenting - 'who are you laughing at?'. No one laughed.  She's so fucking selfish - it wasn't about you, you dumb bitch. She also talked through McConaughey's speech. Just compare that to the grace that is Lupita. This is what happens when you insist on making trash famous:

I didn't catch much of red carpet since I only turned the volume up for McConaughey. He brought his wife and his mother which was adorable.

The highlights of the ceremony are obviously American Hustle winning nothing and McConaughey taking the stage twice.

He presented Animated features award with Kim Novak and he was such a gentleman I seriously almost melted.

Pharell, whoever he is (I listen to Lana Del Rey, Southern Gothic and instrumental soundtracks exclusively) performed and Lupita, Meryl and Amy danced a little. It was awesome.

Have you guys seen that John Travolta introduction of the song from Frozen? What was he on?

At one point one of the recipients sang and Bill Murray leapt to his feet. That was awesome. 

U2 also got standing ovation.

The award for supporting actress thankfully didn't go to Jennifer Lawrence but to Lupita Nyong'o which was met with explosion of joy in Dolby theatre. I'm just gonna throw in Benedict Cumberbatch crying during this for all of your horny mama bear instincts to kick in:

Lupita gave a very good speech but the winner when it comes to speeches is still Jared Leto, whose speech moved me to tears.

Jared also mentioned Ukraine. He was the only one who did.  I gotta tell you, European media are loving this man now - they keep showing his speech. I thought it was just wonderful how he actually acknowledged the outside world especially since apparently the show was censored in Ukraine out of the pure fear someone will mention anything. This is madness.

Dallas Buyers Club also won for best make up - the budget of which was $250 dollars. McConaughey gave his colleagues a standing ovation. I almost melted again.

There were so many random music performances - Bette Midler? Pink? I started wondering if I didn't accidentally get high.

Kevin Spacey presented a short clips of the Governor's ball awards where Angelina Jolie received an award for her charity work. After the clip was shown that happened:

Gravity scored 7 wins last night with only 3 going to 12 Years a Slave. Ellen did call them out of that in her monologue - if you don't award 12YaS you are racist. And the Academy members are scared shitless of being criticized. But apparently they are cool with being homophobes. Never Forget, Never Forgive, Brokeback Mountain. Also they got Will Smith, who just won a Razzie and is continuing his career suicide as Satan in Winter's Tale, to present Best Picture. I mean....what?

Cate Blanchett won. What else is new?

Matthew won which was awesome. DiCaprio hugged him which caused a flood of "You broke my heart, Fredo!" memes on my tumblr. Matt was great on stage, so grateful, poised and happy, mentioning his dad, thanking his family. His wife is so goddamn lucky, by the way.

The place went silent when McConaughey mentioned God. Come on, I'm the farthest thing from Christian but honestly? It's his speech, his win and since he is religious he can praise God all he wants. I personally hoped he would reprise his final dance from Magic Mike...but hey, I'm just happy he won.

Steve McQueen pretty much reprised his BAFTA speech but the high point of that BP win is that Brad Pitt finally has an Oscar.

Here are some picks of the dresses. Chris Hemswoth's wife's dress you guys. What. the. fuck. Also Margot Robbie looks horrible as a brunette.

Best Picture: "12 Years a Slave."

Actor: Matthew McConaughey, "Dallas Buyers Club."

Actress: Cate Blanchett, "Blue Jasmine."

Supporting Actor: Jared Leto, "Dallas Buyers Club."

Supporting Actress: Lupita Nyong'o, "12 Years a Slave."

Directing: Alfonso Cuaron, "Gravity."

Foreign Language Film: "The Great Beauty," Italy.

Adapted Screenplay: John Ridley, "12 Years a Slave."

Original Screenplay: Spike Jonze, "Her."

Animated Feature Film: "Frozen."

Production Design: "The Great Gatsby."

Cinematography: "Gravity."

Sound Mixing: "Gravity."

 Sound Editing: "Gravity."

Original Score: "Gravity," Steven Price.

Original Song: "Let It Go" from "Frozen."

Costume: "The Great Gatsby."

Makeup and Hairstyling: "Dallas Buyers Club."

Animated Short Film: "Mr. Hublot."

Documentary Feature: "20 Feet from Stardom."

Documentary (short subject): "The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life."

Film Editing: "Gravity."

Live Action Short Film: "Helium."

Visual Effects: "Gravity."